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Beefington is 84% done with Vampires of El Norte
“It was wrong.
And yet.
This was the way the world turned: the peones dispersed to the dusk and their tired jacales, the Serrano family retreated into their house of stone.”

Eat the rich in every lifetime. Sorry but this is why wealth gaps are of the worst dynamic to exist. You could never pay me enough to deal with a rich person’s family who thinks im beneath them.
— Oct 20, 2026 07:44AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 81% done with Vampires of El Norte
Let me backhand everyone in that household please
— Oct 20, 2026 05:47AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 75% done with Vampires of El Norte
Leave it to the colonizers to weaponize everything
— Oct 20, 2026 05:30AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 45% done with Vampires of El Norte
AHHHHH NESTORRRRRR. Also not enough vampires to warrant vampires in the title bro. Even metaphorically
— Oct 15, 2026 09:37AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 30% done with Vampires of El Norte
Nestor got a whole lot to work through mentally. Why do the men always sleep around when their first love is gone? Like y’all know thats not the only solution right?
— Oct 12, 2026 10:27AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 4% done with Vampires of El Norte
“During the day, Nena obeyed. Mamá and Papá’s love was a fragile thing. Lately, she felt that if she moved too quickly, it might snap.”

How unfortunate the loss of parental love as a consequence to emerging womanhood is so common
— Oct 10, 2026 06:13AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 80% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
Beautiful, wondrous, amazing Aunt Gail I could kiss her
— Sep 29, 2026 11:56AM Add a comment
How to Sell a Haunted House

Beefington
Beefington is 72% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
Louise SUCKS bro. What a garbagly unempathetic individual
— Sep 29, 2026 10:43AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 71% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
Saws needles hammers
— Sep 29, 2026 09:09AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 62% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
If he’s a clown why is he pupkin I’ve been imagining a clown dog this whole time not a clown human
— Sep 29, 2026 07:23AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 55% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
I’m sorry mark I take it back you’re a G
— Sep 28, 2026 05:49PM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 33% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
She loved them so bad they became poltergeists or what bro. It’s like Jared and Liana but art
— Sep 28, 2026 07:57AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 25% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
Mark sucks so bad. I hope none of my siblings ever become a mark. But I’d also never be a Louise
— Sep 28, 2026 07:06AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 15% done with How to Sell a Haunted House
You never really know what’s gonna hit you when picking up a book. Pun intended
— Sep 26, 2026 07:22PM 1 comment
How to Sell a Haunted House

Beefington
Beefington is on page 200 of 320 of Writers & Lovers
Whole lotta baggage going around
— Sep 24, 2026 06:37PM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is on page 118 of 320 of Writers & Lovers
John and Jasper are such cutie patooties and I’m quite fond of Oscar. I need Clark to sub each of his toes thrice over.
— Sep 24, 2026 09:18AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is on page 62 of 320 of Writers & Lovers
The vocabulary of the writing is SO refreshing
— Sep 24, 2026 07:26AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is on page 42 of 320 of Writers & Lovers
Luke is an asshat
— Sep 24, 2026 05:35AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 74% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
“And in the morning it looks like ghosts have danced across the kitchen, and they pretend there were two instead of one.”
— Sep 21, 2026 11:34AM Add a comment
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

Beefington
Beefington is 42% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
But also I wonder what Henry must’ve made a deal for because he ain’t normal either
— Sep 18, 2026 07:42PM Add a comment
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

Beefington
Beefington is 42% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
Luc gotta be playing w her bruh he’s gonna do something crazy I can feel it
— Sep 18, 2026 07:42PM Add a comment
The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

Beefington
Beefington is 25% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
She should’ve been super specific with her prayer to the darkness. Shouldn’t have gone to It in the first place bc look where we are now. Shout out to the prose though, its beautifully written
— Sep 16, 2026 11:22AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 11% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
I mourn how much of womanhood is marked by stolen dreams and freedoms. An unfortunate experience that looms over so many of us it almost feels like fact, undeniable and expected.
— Sep 12, 2026 06:34AM Add a comment
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Beefington
Beefington is 5% done with The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
“Adeline has decided she would rather be a tree, like Estele. If she must grow roots, she would rather be left to flourish wild instead of pruned, would rather stand alone, allowed to grow beneath the open sky. Better that than firewood, cut down just to burn in someone else’s hearth.”
— Sep 12, 2026 06:02AM Add a comment
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