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“It was wrong.
And yet.
This was the way the world turned: the peones dispersed to the dusk and their tired jacales, the Serrano family retreated into their house of stone.”
Eat the rich in every lifetime. Sorry but this is why wealth gaps are of the worst dynamic to exist. You could never pay me enough to deal with a rich person’s family who thinks im beneath them.
— Oct 20, 2026 07:44AM
And yet.
This was the way the world turned: the peones dispersed to the dusk and their tired jacales, the Serrano family retreated into their house of stone.”
Eat the rich in every lifetime. Sorry but this is why wealth gaps are of the worst dynamic to exist. You could never pay me enough to deal with a rich person’s family who thinks im beneath them.
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AHHHHH NESTORRRRRR. Also not enough vampires to warrant vampires in the title bro. Even metaphorically
— Oct 15, 2026 09:37AM
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Nestor got a whole lot to work through mentally. Why do the men always sleep around when their first love is gone? Like y’all know thats not the only solution right?
— Oct 12, 2026 10:27AM
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“During the day, Nena obeyed. Mamá and Papá’s love was a fragile thing. Lately, she felt that if she moved too quickly, it might snap.”
How unfortunate the loss of parental love as a consequence to emerging womanhood is so common
— Oct 10, 2026 06:13AM
How unfortunate the loss of parental love as a consequence to emerging womanhood is so common