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Beautiful, wondrous, amazing Aunt Gail I could kiss her

Louise SUCKS bro. What a garbagly unempathetic individual

Saws needles hammers

If he’s a clown why is he pupkin I’ve been imagining a clown dog this whole time not a clown human

She loved them so bad they became poltergeists or what bro. It’s like Jared and Liana but art

Mark sucks so bad. I hope none of my siblings ever become a mark. But I’d also never be a Louise

You never really know what’s gonna hit you when picking up a book. Pun intended