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I swear to god if Wallace doesn't die a horrible death I'm gonna be so mad

Tolkien writing Balin as a very friendly dwarf to Bilbo (he even visits him after the quest!) just to give him a sad and desperate death where he failed his own quest is just ??? So sad.
Fuck da Balrog for killing Gandalf too.

"I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago,
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.

But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door."

Ok Bilbo way to say the most depressing shit before Frodo leaves on a suicide mission.

"I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you aslo were meant to have it. And that might be an encouraging thought."
"It is not," said Frodo.
😭😭😭 lmao

"If you don't let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right down your hole and out through the hill"
Why is Gandalf always so damn cranky!!
Also Bilbo leaving and insulting people with gifts... #DIVA

Temgo miero

"In fact if you can't talk about something else, you had better be silent. We are quite annoyed enough with you as it is." Book Thorin being pissed off is so funny 😭

"The explanation did not seem to explain." = the math ain't mathing.

Ngl i thought this was going to take the cannibalism route

Not boring enough to drop it but it's getting there. If this was a real tv show it's something that I'd leave on the background. I hope it shows a hint of world building bc that might be more interesting than what's currently happening.

Idk this book might not be for me :/

That kid is a goddamn nuclear bomb 😭😭

I'm TERRIFIED

So far this book has been very worth the hype. It's so fun

How tf am i going to wait for the next volume that comes out in december bro I'm shaking just thinking about it

Girl, in wanting to conform and fit in, you are losing yourself!!!!

Damn why does Kira have to do everything

girlypop whomst do i believe....

It's giving unreliable narrator

This book that's not even 200 pages long has been way more impactful than the 500 pages snoozefest that was reading Project Hail Mary (which i haven't reviewed bc i have so much shit to talk about it).