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"I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago,
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.
But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door."
Ok Bilbo way to say the most depressing shit before Frodo leaves on a suicide mission.
— May 03, 2026 05:17PM
of people long ago,
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.
But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door."
Ok Bilbo way to say the most depressing shit before Frodo leaves on a suicide mission.
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Cristy
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Tolkien writing Balin as a very friendly dwarf to Bilbo (he even visits him after the quest!) just to give him a sad and desperate death where he failed his own quest is just ??? So sad.
Fuck da Balrog for killing Gandalf too.
— May 19, 2026 05:07PM
Fuck da Balrog for killing Gandalf too.
Cristy
is on page 96 of 432
"I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you aslo were meant to have it. And that might be an encouraging thought."
"It is not," said Frodo.
😭😭😭 lmao
— Apr 12, 2026 05:52PM
"It is not," said Frodo.
😭😭😭 lmao
Cristy
is on page 39 of 432
"If you don't let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right down your hole and out through the hill"
Why is Gandalf always so damn cranky!!
Also Bilbo leaving and insulting people with gifts... #DIVA
— Apr 06, 2026 06:39PM
Why is Gandalf always so damn cranky!!
Also Bilbo leaving and insulting people with gifts... #DIVA