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SO insightful. Only 37 pages in, but I would recommend it to anyone.

It's going well so far!!!

Something's fishy about that Jason (haha do you get my pun?), and Philonecron is quite foolish but comedic.

Loving it so far!

Slowly but surely making my way through it! Quite a melancholy tale, or at least it is presently. Hopefully, Jane's predicaments will become brighter in the future.

I am wishing you all a very Merry Christmas for those of you who celebrate it! :D Those of you who do not, I wish you a Happy New Year, and may all your wishes and dreams come true this coming year.

Merry Christmas, and To All A Good Night!!!!
- Audrey

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SO AMAZING

FREAKING. AWE. SOME.

I LOVE QUAKE. What are YOU looking at??? I'm a complete Marvel groupie.......don't stare....or judge..... :D *evil Marvel GRIN*

I already hate this Stephanie girl.......grrrr

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.

- Horton, Horton Hears A Who

Watching Episode XI: Return Of The Jedi with my family. My sister got scared when Vader's helmet got taken off, so my mom said:
"It's okay now. He looks like an egg man. He hasn't been in the sun in forever."
Mom, WHAT THE HECK IS AN EGG MAN????
and then she said
"Just look at his eyes. He's got kind eyes."
Yeah right, Mom. Sure he does, sure.
But I have to agree he does look like a vampire..bleh bleh bleh and all.

I'm a nerdle! A nerd and a turtle, put those together and what do you get? A nerdle!
1) Nerd - duh, I'm a nerd. Isn't that obvious??
2) A turtle - an awkward turtle (got it from the "Llama Song" lyrics: Happy llama sad llama
Totally rad llama
Super llama drama llama
Big bad mama llama
.....there's more but I'm not going to repeat the whole thing
(this is my part) Awkward turtles make weird babies
....and so on

My family and I went to this party the other day and they handed out goody-bags from this orthodontist. Guess what was stuffed full in the orthodontist's goody-bag? Laffy Taffy. How hypocritical is that?! My dad said it was like giving diabetics a Pixie Stick!

I has written a bit of my book :D in the Creative Writing.
It's still a rough draft....*sighs* I don't know what to do! If you want you can read it and tell me what to fix, because I'm stuck!!! I like hearing people's "constructive criticism".
The book's called "Shadow Quest" and I need help!!!

I have reached owning over 235 books! And half of them can't fit on my bookshelf, so they're crushed onto another one outside of my room. I NEED MORE BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah got this stupid song in my head
"What'll it be now mister mole
Whispers sloth in curls of smoke"
- Glass Animals, Black Mambo

“To these things you shall swear upon the Blessed Sacrament. And every year, upon the feast of Pentecost, see that you all come hither to Camelot to swear that oath anew. Then shall we take our places all together at the Round Table. But I swear not to eat that day until some quest or some adventure has come to us.”

And always give all the help in your power to ladies and damsels, go out to succour gentlewomen and widows, turn from all else to right any wrong done to any woman in the world - and never, on pain of death and eternal disgrace, do you any ill thing to a woman, or suffer it to be done. Nor, for love or gain, fight in any quarrel that is not just and righteous.”

Arthur’s code of Chivalry
“All of you, and those who shall sit afterwards at this Table, are the Knights of Logres, and for the glory of Logres, the Realm of Righteousness, do not ever depart from the high virtues of this realm. Do not outrage nor murder nor any cruel or wicked thing; fly from treason and all untruthfulness and dishonest dealing; give mercy unto those who seek it - or sit no more at this Table.