Audrey > Status Update

I'm a nerdle! A nerd and a turtle, put those together and what do you get? A nerdle!
1) Nerd - duh, I'm a nerd. Isn't that obvious??
2) A turtle - an awkward turtle (got it from the "Llama Song" lyrics: Happy llama sad llama
Totally rad llama
Super llama drama llama
Big bad mama llama
.....there's more but I'm not going to repeat the whole thing
(this is my part) Awkward turtles make weird babies
....and so on