Audrey > Status Update

Watching Episode XI: Return Of The Jedi with my family. My sister got scared when Vader's helmet got taken off, so my mom said:
"It's okay now. He looks like an egg man. He hasn't been in the sun in forever."
Mom, WHAT THE HECK IS AN EGG MAN????
and then she said
"Just look at his eyes. He's got kind eyes."
Yeah right, Mom. Sure he does, sure.
But I have to agree he does look like a vampire..bleh bleh bleh and all.