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this reads like a goosebumps chapter book!!!!

I was reading this at the bar and a handsome man started asking me about it. Hot tip if you're looking for love

putting on my trenchcoat when i read this book to get immersed

one day overdue 86 people waiting for a copy AAAA

finally i have decided to subject myself to a book that is actually good

this is so dull

I feel like i’m losing my mind 👍

So far, very, almost unbearably earnest

I'm finding this rather dull but the introduction of Claudia makes things a little more interesting. "Let the flesh instruct the mind" goes hard though

"It was easy to imagine Maxted with a prostate the size of a cricket ball, legs astride the lavatory pan, discussing a difficult patient on his mobile as he conjured the sluggish urine from his bladder."
WHAT?

I have been known to fall for a red herring but if it’s not ******** i’ll eat my HAT

finally professor x does something useful (crushing the baddie with a big rig)