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I feel like i’m losing my mind 👍

So far, very, almost unbearably earnest

I'm finding this rather dull but the introduction of Claudia makes things a little more interesting. "Let the flesh instruct the mind" goes hard though

"It was easy to imagine Maxted with a prostate the size of a cricket ball, legs astride the lavatory pan, discussing a difficult patient on his mobile as he conjured the sluggish urine from his bladder."
WHAT?

I have been known to fall for a red herring but if it’s not ******** i’ll eat my HAT

finally professor x does something useful (crushing the baddie with a big rig)

Hork-bajir speak english? Yeah ok whatever

this is so unappealing to me that i'm procrastinating reading the last 20 pages. I busted out my sewing machine to fix the pants ive been meaning to fix for 6 months because im procrastinating so hard

Let's give it up for children's books!