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“theresa smiled ruefully, made a touché gesture, and ordered another round.” i’m so sorry……… you can’t just say she made a touche gesture …..

“i scrawled a note on a piece of paper— Nisa often forgot to turn her notifications off, she’d be grumpy all morning if a text woke her.” this should be a 4 word sentence. this is why your hill house spinoff is so fucking long.

going in with an open mind and open heart but i can’t help but wonder why someone felt the need to “return to hill house” with a >300 page novel when the original novella was <200 and one of the best horror stories ever penned. just curious.

fuyan: if YOURE the wife….. and IM the wife….. WHOS FLYING THIS PLANE???

these guys are genuinely so normal and healthy and well adjusted. i miss ranwan.

“‘Spring nights in the capital when winter has gone cold bring dread.’ … He vaguely recalled that this poem was about not wanting to get out of bed, and this verse just happened to contain the characters of Yan Xiaohan’s name.“
[gif of that girl biting a cookie and being overcome with shock at its delicious flavor]

this book is fucking crazy

i want to hear elsa’s take on the firebombing a walmart discourse

OMG!!!!!

jo march voice WOMEN!

SOCIETY HAS SURPASSED THE NEED FOR MEN. WHAT DO THEY EVEN DO .?

reminds me of camus. + right when i was wishing for a break in the stream of consciousness narration, part ii started…. that’s #pacing

“It seemed so obvious, so gobsmacked and mundane. […] Of course it was right at the moment I’d decided standing on that balcony—that I wanted a different life, a life that wasn’t just a pale echo of Kayla’s, that I’d succumbed to the wolves, that pack of swirling voices on Instagram that told me, over and over, that this wouldn’t end well.” Can ANYONE tell me what the fuck this means.

it’s getting repetitive babe 3

probably not a good sign that i just have a Feeling that this book about teen girls getting groomed is going to try and make its message “be true to yourself”

the sound of drinking from a straw in an empty cup was just typed out as “pfffft.” You Are Not A Serious Onomatopoeia.

“Without quite knowing it, Kayla had sensed a change in me, like females do of all species at a molecular level.” the sheer disregard for the simple sentence is frankly troubling. the author is abandoning her sentences in a cardboard box in a flooded underpass like a vanity pet owner who still hasn’t realized that teacup pigs aren’t real. BOOKS ARE COMPOSED OF SENTENCES!

i will not be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint. i will not be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint. i WILL NOT be ragebaited by the book from mindy kaling’s amazon publishing imprint.

now the author is just fucking with me. writing bullshit about things i Actually Know About (starting college in the late 2010s & art history). SHE WANTS TO PISS ME OFF SO BAD.

OKAY OKAY i know im being so annoying about this but BUT she just said she got a 2260 on the SAT which means this book HAS to be set between 2005 and 2016. which does not narrow it down very much BUT WE KNOW ITS NOT THE 2020S NOW FOR SURE

OK they just mentioned getting BANDAGE DRESSES from brands for visibility, “bandage dresses that were trendy for about as long as a Justin Bieber song” SO…. WE’RE EITHER BACK IN THE MID/LATE 00s OR THOSE WEIRD 3 MONTHS IN 2025. WHICH IS IT.

ok so what year is this actually supposed to be. i thought it was going for like mid 00s but now they’re using instagram, so i guess early 10s but now one of them just used the phrase “the feminine urge” which is a 20s meme! what the hell!

she is so fucking psychotic omfg i wish this book was a million pages long

ohh jesus fuckinng godddd holy shit omfg ohhhs gghhhanfnbbajsmdmsnnslmaOO!

wait what does “A Mexican wave of giggles slapped me in the face” mean….. does anyone have any ideas 😭

three separate fonts in this book, despite the fact that basically every single chapter begins with a subtitle stating the location and the year. if you want the vibe to be different between time periods just Write It Differently?

the font changes are killing my eyes. why on earth do they feel the need to make the text 2 shades lighter to indicate that we are in the past..,.,,,, how stupid do they think i am