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i was reading this yesterday wondering how such a popular & beloved standalone fantasy hasn’t been adapted into tv/movie yet. and then the dog violence started LOL…

creepy gooey spooky stuff for sure

did we ever figure out why cishet women authors of fantasyslop so often like to make the male love interest some sorta victim of sex slavery? was there a definitive answer for that yet or no

oh good! the single & sexless token lesbian character is also a cheater. lmao! of course she is!

this shit is so ass

she can’t even yaoi bait me properly. hack author

A SEPTUM PIERCING AS A SYMBOL OF NONBINARY IDENTITY??/!:!’djshsjbsnd !!!!!/!!/ DISIANSNBDENKSK!!!!/!/!!/!! STOP!!!

page 140 is the place this book should have started if it wanted to be good. fyi in case you were wondering i guess.

i don’t understand what’s happening, she’s in a room with two people who have met her before & neither of them recognize her…. somehow? did i miss something? is she wearing a mission impossible realistic mask or smth…?

its a classic case of an author not realizing that execution matters a million times more than an idea…. lots of bold concepts & ideas in this book, very few SENTENCES WORTH READING!

the GETTY?…. the getty? do you genuinely mean the getty museum? are we in california right now? what’s going on. WHAT’S going on.

almost unbelievable that veronica roth hasn’t learned how to write in the time since she published divergent

so there’s a minority report that decides the fate of the world, and you get a chance to cross examine the precogs about it, and you spend half the time freaking out about maybe being unfaithful to your husband …. we have bigger fish to fry babe!!!!

lengthy separation?? LENGTHY SEPARATION? they’ve already been separated for 50 pages omfg why am i being tortured rn???

80 pages of marital bliss and then a really sad story about a husband and wife being separated by plague and death. is that good.

“Don’t reproach yourself. I must have spent three lifetimes accumulating merit to have received the blessing of meeting you.” WHO is doing it like them…. GENUINELY…

eight whole children…. #GETOFFHER omfg.

what sort of dumbass keeps the door to their abattoir unlocked

it’s annoying when a character in a book tries to do research and they’re just really bad at it.. like obviously you didn’t find any results you can barely string a query together

the name drops in this book have all been pretty uninspired and unimmersive but there was just a random fucking ricky montgomery mention… please have some class!

TWO BLONDE PEOPLE?? i’m being tested

if you write your book in present tense you should have a pretty good reason for it…. it doesn’t feel like there is a reason in this book’s case 😬

incredibly stressful plot

i just truly do not know about all this

i keep thinking like ohh okay i see what we're getting at here, and then a bunch of seemingly pointless bullshit happens and i can't figure out why. maybe im doopid

i keep thinking like ohh okay i see what we're getting at here, and then a bunch of seemingly pointless bullshit happens and i can't figure out why. maybe im doopid