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I've been slogging through this for what emotionally has been decades of my life, but I just made it to Sanditon and if I pick something else up I'm never finishing this 😭😭😭

I was looking for another book and my ooh short book with cool cover instinct kicked in, read the flap and went 'OH NICE, GENDER' aloud in my public library so of course this was immediately happening

Going to try to keep my 'finishing library books I'd started and loved but put down because I have ADHD and was also an exhausted moron' streak alive!!

The concept of worshipping change and worshipping the past at the same time is so wonderfully queer in a gender studies master's thesis way

'How have we never met before? they asked again and again, but what they were really saying was, How have I only just begun to love you?'

The swell of emotion and tenderness this sentence gave me is unparalleled 🤧

Quitting my soul-sucking retail job is the best thing to ever happen to my reading, highly recommend

I don't ever read introductions so sorry to Kelly Link for completely ignoring your thoughts on this and The Lathe of Heaven but hey you have fantastic taste

Happy Pridemas to my lesbians ONLY

"I hung up. I loved her like a rabbit loves a rattlesnake. That night I did something I hadn't done in years. I prayed." Literally noir as a genre summed up in a paragraph, I could talk about this forever holy shit

Thoughts, many of them... Suffice to say I am fully Dorleypilled 🤪

Just as I finished the last page and began to despair... PSYCH she's apparently posting new chapters regularly on Ao3, so cha'boy is officially Dorleypilled 🤪

I've never buddy-read a book before but I wish I had for this bc I need to YELL

"I’m taking her shopping next week with Belinda and Kelly. It’ll be like a reunion! All Tabby’s ex-boyfriends turned ex-girlfriends, together again!"
"It's nice helping trans girls find themselves. But why do they have to keep finding themselves inside my boyfriends?”
Tabby I'm so sorry for laughing SO hard but you have to understand that your predicament is a definition Curb Your Enthusiasm theme moment

"Oh I can't believe it took me sooooo long, 7 whole weeks to fully come to terms with my identity!" Stef my beloved darling daughter please trust when I tell you that you are speedrunning transgenderism rn

Ok one of the many MANY reasons I hate being stealth and not having any queer/trans friends is having to suppress the one braincell that is constantly churning out the stupidest, funniest jokes imaginable, so thank you Alyson Greaves for gifting the world force-fem Footprints in the Sand, the stupidest, funniest thing I've ever read

I can excuse forced feminization, but I draw the line at the Taylor Swift stanning

I finished the first one and am going to leave a proper review but I'm at work and need to let my thoughts percolate a while longer and SOMEONE has gotten ominous with his updates so let's fucking gooooo

I finished the first one and am going to leave a proper review but I need to let my thoughts percolate a while long in my drafts and I'm at work and SOMEONE has gotten ominous with his updates so let's fucking gooooo

Jonathan Goodreads, my best friend Jonathan Goodreads, I love this and I love you for this

So far the true horror has been googling Weetabix

Perhaps this is why she’s scared to leave the programme; she’ll meet someone socially and the first words out of her mouth will be, ‘I was force feminised in a secret basement and all I got was this lousy novelty mug.’ LMAOOOO

The fact that all the men are cycling through the various stages of grief in a scenario that in any other context would be something out of a horror movie while Stef is just grateful to have escaped capitalism while watching The Princess Switch is the funniest juxtaposition I've ever read

“I don’t like who I am now. Who I’ve been for the last, I don’t know, five years? More? I’m not dangerous, not the way the guys out there are, but I’m not anyone I can be proud of. I’ve never grown, Christine. I’ve wilted. I’m barely alive. And I don’t want this guy—” he jabs himself in the chest with an aggressive thumb, “—to be someone I carry through into my future. I want to start again. To become someone new."

SHE JUST CAME OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME... YOUR HONOR I LOVE HER

When I tell you pre-transition me and Stef are the same but going opposite directions... babygirl I want the world for youuuu 😭😭😭

Lads I just bought this in both digital and print, if the rest of this is as good as the first four chapters I'm not kidding I'm buying and gifting all of you copies off her itch.io

I've dnf'd four books at the third/halfway point so far, please geeze louise would love to enjoy the written word again someday 😩

You have been told also that life is darkness, and in your weariness you echo what was said by the weary.

And I say that life is indeed darkness save when there is urge,

And all urge is blind save when there is knowledge,

And all knowledge is vain save when there is work,

And all work is empty save when there is love

'Listen, happy endings is fine if they turn out happy,' said Granny, glaring at the sky. 'But you can't make 'em for other people. Like the only way you could make a happy marriage is by cuttin' their heads off as soon as they say "I do", yes? You can't make happiness...'

Granny Weatherwax stared at the distant city.

'All you can do,' she said, 'is make an ending.'