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'Listen, happy endings is fine if they turn out happy,' said Granny, glaring at the sky. 'But you can't make 'em for other people. Like the only way you could make a happy marriage is by cuttin' their heads off as soon as they say "I do", yes? You can't make happiness...'

Granny Weatherwax stared at the distant city.

'All you can do,' she said, 'is make an ending.'