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So far the true horror has been googling Weetabix

Perhaps this is why she’s scared to leave the programme; she’ll meet someone socially and the first words out of her mouth will be, ‘I was force feminised in a secret basement and all I got was this lousy novelty mug.’ LMAOOOO

The fact that all the men are cycling through the various stages of grief in a scenario that in any other context would be something out of a horror movie while Stef is just grateful to have escaped capitalism while watching The Princess Switch is the funniest juxtaposition I've ever read

“I don’t like who I am now. Who I’ve been for the last, I don’t know, five years? More? I’m not dangerous, not the way the guys out there are, but I’m not anyone I can be proud of. I’ve never grown, Christine. I’ve wilted. I’m barely alive. And I don’t want this guy—” he jabs himself in the chest with an aggressive thumb, “—to be someone I carry through into my future. I want to start again. To become someone new."

SHE JUST CAME OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME... YOUR HONOR I LOVE HER

When I tell you pre-transition me and Stef are the same but going opposite directions... babygirl I want the world for youuuu 😭😭😭

Lads I just bought this in both digital and print, if the rest of this is as good as the first four chapters I'm not kidding I'm buying and gifting all of you copies off her itch.io