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reading this while living it is certainly an experience!

This first section feels so much like Hannah Montana: the Movie and I! Am! Here for it!!!!

You know it’s going to be good when there’s an entire appendix at the back of the book

quite literally giggling and kicking my feet

Why is the most horrific death scene I’ve ever read IN A CHILDREN’S BOOK???

Suzanne Collins saw your President Snow fan edits and picked up a pen to remind yall why he’s the villain

Surely if you tried to swallow 24 ounces of ANY fluid in a 30 second window, you would die, right? RIGHT?!

One chapter in and Suzanne has already made me cry

Alright let’s get freaky!

To DNF or power through, that is the question

Forget the Bechdel test, I’ve yet to see two women even talk to each other in this book

Buddy read with my husband take 2, let’s hope this time we somewhat agree on how much we like it!

drink every time a character says it’s not their first rodeo

Oh my god there’s literally an entire “this isn’t my first rodeo” scene

Elections are stressful, time to pretend Ellen Claremont-Diaz is president

I know the video game in this book isn’t real but the idea of dehydrating bodies just to roll them up and carry them around like sleeping bags is legitimate nightmare material. 10/10 horrified points for originality

Kitty Pong mentioned!!!!!

Let this man write TV, he can craft rich people drama that makes Blair Waldorf look like a boring peasant

Kevin Kwan, king of pitching vacation destinations