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what tf is going on.

ADAM. STOP. MY GOD WHY ARE YOU THE STUUUUUPPPIIDDEESSTTT MAN I'VE EVER SEEN

bob, i fear i do feel bad for you. sheriff stevens. i fear i am attracted to you

sara you absolute incredible glorious beautiful queen they could never make me hate you

BOB AND ANNE BOB AND ANNE YALL ARE UP TO SOMETHING DAMMIT

ADAM!!!!! STOP

oh anne. you’re up to something baby girl

whose handwriting? adam? adam, whose handwriting? ADAM?? ADAM????????? (anne and sheriff stevens i am and have been eyeing you both suspiciously)

what???? who?? sara who was that? SARA?? WHO WAS THAT

adam morgan you’re the stupidest f’ing man alive and i hate you. idiot

adam morgan they could never make me like you <3

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ⚡️🪄🍻

girlllllllllll go get that sheriff!

“[Adam] had means, motive, and opportunity.” i’m a little confused guys what the hell was the motive…? genuinely what was the motive. i’m annoyed

sarah girl you’re insufferable. why are you making me side with a man