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it was ******

lana lee how i’ve missed you. you diva

"'Yuna told me she heard from Jasmine, who heard from one of the Mahjong Matrons, who said she heard it from Cindy, who heard it from Penny at the Bamboo Lounge, who said when she was talking to Freddy, that he said Rena is mad at you and Megan because you're the whole reason she went to this speed dating thingy to begin with.' …Both Megan's and my jaws dropped." THE WAY MINE DID TOO NGL LMAOOOOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD

HE’S COMING TO THE COTTAGE !!!

dammit i knew that was gonna happen 😭

dare i say i’m a wee bit bored. like geralt is fun to follow but i feel like i’m just on side quests. where’s the overarching story babes

“As if marriage is the end of a story, and not just the boring-ass beginning.”