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im like only enjoying the A side parts of the story…nothing interesting is happening with phoebe and simon lol. also im starting to get more annoyed than intrigued about whatever mysteriousness broke the kills apart I better find out soon and it better be worth all the hype!!!

“sex lights, ‘cause when you see em, youre fucked” lmaoooo

why does this ma know nothing about his wife lol

like…he admitted he fingered her. she was clearly blackout drunk. how tf is this up to question???

“you only speak the language of giving yourself up”

i loved the beginning of this book so much i feel like i need to finish it but also this second half feels so unnecessary idk lol

what do you mean megan popped the remaining joint into her mouth and swallowed….did she just eat a cigarette butt….

feeling like a master of the fine arts when i recognize the icarus brughel painting

i cannot stand agnes and her wishy-washiness tbh

when is something gonna happen 😭

the narrator for dom had to go for the deepest sexiest voice and it makes what he is saying so hard to understand lol

hua’s father sounds like the sweetest man lol

i never knew hula hoops could be seen as whorish

“the weight you are after you adopt healthy habits into your life is the weight you are supposed to be”

why tf did cheryl want sarah to get into bed with her…..

i gotta buy a physical copy of this

take a shot every time sarah brings up how pale zuckerberg is

“im over ruling you” lol what zuck

i hate her mom already LOL

ok imagine your child gets attacked by a shark and comes to tell you in the night they cant breathe…..how tf are you sending that child back to bed im angry already LOL

“that peasant woman, with condoms in her stomach” lmfao

his shtick might be getting old idk

i didnt know that werewolves were immune to STDs

is it crazy to give up when ive come this far….the romance is doing 0 things for me

why did she sedate everyone lol

totally called that she died after the second time he contacted her without response lol

oh HELL NAW BETSY YOURE STEALING RECIPES!?