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really was not expecting jd to open with talking about how poor whites still have it better than many latino immigrants and black americans….and how all the “welfare queens” he has known were white….hate that term but wtf is happening

feeling problematic for picking this up but im curious….

climax of the next book is that rocky creampies this is crazy 😭😭😭

i dont think its physically possible for phoebe and rocky to have a conversation that isnt foreplay

why do authors put characters in difficult financial situations just to find easy hacks to make the financial stressors easy to handle and no issue at all lol

“my eyes flick down to her pussy” stooop rocky stop i cant give

so is rocky bi

ok i cant give up that easily. why is he thinking about her ovulating brooooo

i hate this hailey/jake arc tbh. especially because if hailey is so alt, wouldnt she be a better choice to be fake gf? like i’d rather have a love triangle

maybe im the problem but wheres the build up wheres the sensuality. whys it all so hard & fast.

😳

why is rocky suddenly so annoying :(

spelling ur own name during sex is crazy

u will never find me in antarctica

wait are we just finding out tom cheated

“to build a road is so much simpler than to think of what the country really needs”

“youre never sorry you brought a book” !!

“maybe i was born with a broken heart”

“something truer, uglier. i wanna go to a shared place shameless and foul enough that we cant turn back. that my mark on him is indelible”

“this is how much he wants me. he wants all my gross parts”

“he never does” LOL

“secretly hoping that if he fucks me hard enough, he’ll fuck the resentment right out of me”

“he said he loved me. maybe it was just something he needed to get off his chest” OOF

im really struggling bc the narrator seems too aware of the power struggles for being a teenager in this dynamic. idk

haunted house tour: 1 per person

intriguing, but i felt like it could have been more interesting if we got to follow him all the way up to the second floor…

i cant beliEVE how early lemony killed off uncle monty 😭😭

i love this book like omg

reading this book is traumatizing wtf i cant believe she just killed all those cats i want her to die

this shit is FUCKED

i want her dad!!!