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Still choking my way through this. So many terrible puns.

I’m too lactose intolerant to be ingesting all of this cheese.

This book is wild! I didn’t expect these twists and turns. With that said, we can change him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG, I think Jax may be a new book boyfriend. He’s so perfect that he’s gotta be toxic af. I’m ready! PS, it’s wild how much I love me a toxic dude in stories but can’t stomach them IRL. 🤣

FLAG ON PLAY! She got pierced less than 24 hours ago. See, this is how you end up with infections. Yuck!

Is she dumb? She’s dumb isn’t she? Bruh, cut your losses. She’s too dumb to live. You can’t save her.

Ugh… so much cheesy preaching. Just ugh.

Carnations?! I wasn’t sure if I liked the MFL or not, but hearing about this fugly bouquet of carnations and calla lilies sealed it for me. Hard wig, cheap flowers, softest life possible, I guess. 😒

I just came to say that the cover of this book is giving hard wig soft life vibes. That is all….

This girl stays getting knocked out of passing out. Folks gonna think she has narcolepsy!

DNF!!! I can’t do it no more!!! I tried. Lord knows I tried, but this is just badly written. There’s nothing that can be done to save it.

So she’s saying this chick was able to learn fluent Italian and double a stock portfolio in 9 months? Come on, now. This is too ridiculous!

Maria is a gross pick- me. Throw the whole bish away. 😫🤦🏾‍♀️

My eyes hurt from rolling them so hard so many times in a row! This story is plain bad. It doesn’t make sense, yet here I am still pushing through. 😆

Now I get why people are so annoyed with instalove stories. None of this is making sense! The storyline and characters make no sense!

This chick is too stupid to live. 👩🏾‍💻🤦🏾‍♀️

This story makes zero sense. The lack of character congruence is just weird and one dimensional.

This is much better! Character development is in full swing.

Never thought I would say this… but there’s too many 🍆s!

Someone get this chick some 🍆🍆🍆🍆 post haste! 🤣