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Okay, so I’m struggling with this one. I’m happy to read a book not written by ChatGPT, and this needs some help. Plus, homeboy’s is a vampire named Clarence. Clarence is just not a name I could see myself screaming in a fit of passion. 🤣 I’ll come back and try it again.

My God. If this chick isn’t sleeping, she’s crying. My God today! Seriously, the story isn’t bad for a dark romance, but the soliloquies are about to take me out! Just stating and restating the same thing for 3 pages that could have been on 1.

Want to know how to make me tap out of a book super fast? Lie about the main heroin’s race. The cover clearly shows a dark skin Black woman, yet I find out she’s a tanned Latina. Why lie? Why not just have her as a tan Latina on the cover? Child, bye.

Intellectual curiosity led me here. I am always interested in understanding the thinking under the thinking in my never ending pursuit of “how did we get here”.

This book is just too boring to finish. I’m drowning in metaphors, similes, and allegories.

This story is giving not actually written by a Black woman. Her knuckles keeps turning white. There’s no way! I know it’s cold, but there’s not enough chill in the hair that can make the lady on the cover art’s knuckles white!

I’m about 99% sure this story is about Perimenopause and hot flashes.

Seems like an odd time to get shy. I mean, after what I’ve read, no way homegirl should be shy.

This book is a hot mess and all over the place. How do you not feel a 250 lb giant muscle man being snuck into your car? None of this book is making sense!

Pure smutty smut. I’m here for it.

Welp. I may have to add them to the too stupid to live club. SMDH. Don’t want to give away spoilers, but like BRUH…

This book is a struggle to get through. Between the fragment sentences, lack of world building, and having unprotected sex with a rando without protection while trapped in the Bermuda Triangle only 27 pages in, is A LOT.

Still choking my way through this. So many terrible puns.