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This book is just too boring to finish. I’m drowning in metaphors, similes, and allegories.

This story is giving not actually written by a Black woman. Her knuckles keeps turning white. There’s no way! I know it’s cold, but there’s not enough chill in the hair that can make the lady on the cover art’s knuckles white!

I’m about 99% sure this story is about Perimenopause and hot flashes.

Seems like an odd time to get shy. I mean, after what I’ve read, no way homegirl should be shy.

This book is a hot mess and all over the place. How do you not feel a 250 lb giant muscle man being snuck into your car? None of this book is making sense!

Pure smutty smut. I’m here for it.

Welp. I may have to add them to the too stupid to live club. SMDH. Don’t want to give away spoilers, but like BRUH…

This book is a struggle to get through. Between the fragment sentences, lack of world building, and having unprotected sex with a rando without protection while trapped in the Bermuda Triangle only 27 pages in, is A LOT.

Still choking my way through this. So many terrible puns.

I’m too lactose intolerant to be ingesting all of this cheese.

This book is wild! I didn’t expect these twists and turns. With that said, we can change him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣