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Ok enough with the erections Darlington or else I’m gonna have to start calling you boner boy

This is like the first time since book one we’ve been able to see Darlington and Alex team up together and I’m loving it they’re crazy!!!!! Anyway I wonder what Reiter is doing rn

“Yes, hello. Welcome to my humble home. The lights? Oh, I just like keeping them off. The ancient artifacts? I’m a…collector of sorts. The immaculate white suit I’m wearing even though no one else is here? What, a guy can’t have style? The 500 bodies buried in my backyard? Those are…Halloween decorations. By the way, what’s your blood type?”

Darlington only knows First Semester Alex you know he is SWEATING giving her these cryptic clues. SHE DOESN’T READ CHAUCER SHES NOT A SCHOLAR!! “The gauntlet is in the library” WHATS A LIBRARY!!

Rereading before book 3 comes out so the book club can live on

If I was Helena I would genuinely just flee the country like this war isn’t happening everywhere and you’re not even from here just GO!! She’s been told the entire war that she’s expendable and not important ok BYE????

I am an addict and this book is my drug

As a seasoned ao3 user I have, of course, read manacled. but people are saying this is different enough to be enjoyable even for people who have read it already so here I am

A tv series for the raven cycle produced and directed by Catherine hardwicke was dangled in front of me like a carrot (I’m the horse) and it was cruelly ripped away and I was given this graphic novel adaptation instead

Ok so ignore what I said last time

Shen Lanzhou is unknowingly a Li and will be emperor by the end of the series I’m calling it right now. He’s like Jon Snow except Jon Snow didn’t become king but you get my meaning

Shen Lanzhou pinning an assassination attempt on xiao chiye 😐 do NOT piss me off elephant boy

I still don’t understand why one branch of the uniform guard is dedicated to training elephants…was that a thing back then????? did they ride elephants into battle

Guy jump-kicked a political prisoner that’s gotta be some sort of war crime

In this book Xue Meng:
watched his cousinbrother get tortured
watched his dad (the man that raised him) die
watched his mom die
found out his dad wasn’t his real dad
found out the man he hates is actually his dad
found out his friend is actually two people (LOL)
meets evil cousinbrother from alternate universe
Might be more that I’m forgetting

Every book I log on here is just me biding my time until a new book in this series is released

this is so boring

Officially a shi mei hate account. I don’t know how many of those little bitches there are and I don’t care they all need to go. Fanfic writers treat him way better than he deserves!!!

shi mei being like “no matter what I do you two end up together >:(“ ummm yeah their love transcends time and space so LEAVE THEM ALONE

First of all shi mei is a damn rat second of all I am obsessed with mei hanxue (the younger one??) and xue meng they’re hilarious together

If murong chuyi and gu mang are brothers and gu mang and murong lian are half brothers and if murong chuyi is yue chenqing’s uncle then WHO’S DRIVING THE BUS?

Is it gay if I (M 19) have slept with my enemy/ex-doctor (M 32) multiple times please say no

Had to stop reading for the night because the author just introduced an evil little boy who wears red high heels and he likes to hunt and kill people like in the most dangerous game. I don’t really have time to unpack all of this right now

This author is like “this is the most confusing, convoluted war of all time but I will do my best to explain it” and then will have a page long run-on sentence that goes “ok so you have the maronites and the Muslims and the Palestinians and they all hate each other but you also have the Druze and the phalangists (Maronites but evil) and don’t forget the Baathists oh and Israel is there too of course”

this book has been suspiciously light on the angst

Ch 1: gave a little chuckle when the author talked about Maronite Christians in the early 1900s claiming to be Phoenicians and not Arab because I still see these bitches on twitter saying the same thing in 2025. Say whatever you want girl!! The Israeli drone isn’t going to stop and check your 23andMe before they blow up your building!

author expecting me to not pick up on the evil vibes this one character is putting out because he is in a wheelchair and very kind…..you can’t trick me!!

Xue Meng still not knowing that Mei Hanxue is two separate people LOL