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the dry humor truly is blink and you miss it but when i do notice it's frying me

giving this another chance ; the dry english humor is taking me out

it's not that bad... but good also isn't the word

"we passed a yeast infection back and forth like a joint" UHHH RIGHT YEAH BABES UM SURE

it's probably pointless to complain that the story is too self-indulgent when it's supposed to be a psychopath's POV right ...

OF COURSE HIS NAME IS MAX AND OF COURSE HE-

james potter what are you doing here

dude i feel like /i'm/ the one getting psychosis from the we-form

with part one done and a detailed analysis before i came to the final conclusion written, i can proudly say what the fuck i love it

what the fuck

wait why is this kind of really damn good

i'm pulling out the big guns (i'm sick)

"Pippa the Grippa" the pacific octopus 😭💀

everyone in this goddamn book is surprised by the existence of highways and traffic..

i know the story is moving along it just doesn't feel like it

almost half way through and we're still doing the set-up... how? why?

so we've got one lazy millennial, one old shopkeeper who is in love with a sweet old lady, said sweet old lady and an obnoxious octopus who is "surprisingly smart"... but no plot

we're at the point where i let the goodreads reading challenges decide my next read... please be a good one!

shut. the front door. this just isn't in the stars for me............

god tier material

i can tell i'm going to love this

this book has me CRYING. mrs reid you have done it again. tear my heart into pieces if you please

he attempted to learn spanish for her??? i shall never settle again

i'm a big hater of when women can't control their tempers (i can see myself in her so bad it hurts somebody sedate me)

the male reporter pmo so much