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Hold my calls, my show is back on

Someone pitched this as Stardew Valley with magic and I didn't need to hear anything else

Not the 'Hey Google, am I in love with my best friend?' 😆

Wdym they haven't even kissed yet 🥲

Started this on my flight this afternoon and I fear I will be unreachable the rest of this vacation 😮‍💨

“You're surprised I recognized you without your mask? It's not that hard."

Benedict Bridgerton could never 😆

"Don't leave me."
...and they lived happily ever after. THE END
WDYM there's still 20% of this book and a whole ass second book to go 😩😩😩

“She was right. I did not give out compliments often. To anyone. And yet I had dozens, hundreds of them lined up and waiting for her."

The yearning 😩🫠

“To be clear, you want credit for not being additionally cruel to the woman you forced into captivity!?"
"Well... A bit, yeah."
😆😆

"I think Carter's version of a brainstorm would be a light drizzle."

Brb, adding that to my list of insults ✍🏼✍🏼

Starting this now so I can be done before Thursday. Because my New Years resolution is to be less obsessed with these little freaks

“I also have a wagon,” he added in a sudden rush. “Just… So you know.”
“Oh! Well… Good! I love wagons!”
I’d never been on a wagon in my entire fucking life.
😂

First that gut wrenching HR episode yesterday and now THIS?! My poor little heart can't take it 😭😭

“I’m fucked,” he murmured in Russian. “I am so fucking in love and it’s horrible.”
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“I’m fucked,” he murmured in Russian. “I am so fucking in love and it’s horrible.”

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!! 😩

If I see one more promo clip of these two I'm going to be permanently feral

What's my kryptonite you ask? Finishing the 3rd book in a trilogy.
Wish me luck 🫡

'My size,' said Laurent, is the usual. I am not made in miniature. It's a problem of scale, standing next to you.'

How can I be expected to work in these conditions 🙃

"You can do better than Chauncey."

"What makes you think I want better? He's a piece of shit, I can't ruin a piece of shit."

Ughhh I funkin love and internet nemesis love story 😆

"My body tenses at the profound weight of being perceived."

Hard same.

ISO:
Someone to smack new books out of my hands until I finish reading the ones I've already started

"Sometimes she cries because things are so beautiful and we keep messing them up. Because the world doesn't have to be so terrifying. That's on people, not the world."

Woke up and decided I wanted to hurt my own feelings, so LFG I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Apparently one kind gesture didn’t make up for centuries of being a cunt. Who knew?"

I fear I might be in love with this grumpy ass vampire 🙃

"Rig was weird. He basically lived on hand-rolled cigarettes and vintage porn."

All I'm hearing is that Rig is definitely a vibe

"Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!"

God that line still eats 15 years late 😮‍💨