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Starting this now so I can be done before Thursday. Because my New Years resolution is to be less obsessed with these little freaks

“I also have a wagon,” he added in a sudden rush. “Just… So you know.”
“Oh! Well… Good! I love wagons!”
I’d never been on a wagon in my entire fucking life.
😂

First that gut wrenching HR episode yesterday and now THIS?! My poor little heart can't take it 😭😭

“I’m fucked,” he murmured in Russian. “I am so fucking in love and it’s horrible.”
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“I’m fucked,” he murmured in Russian. “I am so fucking in love and it’s horrible.”

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!! 😩

If I see one more promo clip of these two I'm going to be permanently feral

What's my kryptonite you ask? Finishing the 3rd book in a trilogy.
Wish me luck 🫡

'My size,' said Laurent, is the usual. I am not made in miniature. It's a problem of scale, standing next to you.'

How can I be expected to work in these conditions 🙃

"You can do better than Chauncey."

"What makes you think I want better? He's a piece of shit, I can't ruin a piece of shit."

Ughhh I funkin love and internet nemesis love story 😆

"My body tenses at the profound weight of being perceived."

Hard same.

ISO:
Someone to smack new books out of my hands until I finish reading the ones I've already started

"Sometimes she cries because things are so beautiful and we keep messing them up. Because the world doesn't have to be so terrifying. That's on people, not the world."

Woke up and decided I wanted to hurt my own feelings, so LFG I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Apparently one kind gesture didn’t make up for centuries of being a cunt. Who knew?"

I fear I might be in love with this grumpy ass vampire 🙃

"Rig was weird. He basically lived on hand-rolled cigarettes and vintage porn."

All I'm hearing is that Rig is definitely a vibe

"Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!"

God that line still eats 15 years late 😮‍💨

I'm kinda mad at how much I'm enjoying this

Everybody shut up! I just got ARC approval

It's going to be a DNF for me.
I was already on the edge when it took 2 chapters for them to start hooking up but to be less that half way in and we're no longer enemies?? No thanks.

I want to binge read this but I also want to savor it like a sweet little messy treat 😈

The rugby videos all over my FYP are 100% to blame for this one

A dual POV where one person is thinking

"I look absolutely debauched! He must think I'm a hideous monster!"

Meanwhile the other guy is like

"He looks absolutely debauched. He's the hottest thing I've ever seen"

Imma eat it up every single time.

Sometimes you've gotta read some soul crushing fucked up shit as a pallet cleanser after too many rom-coms 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Okay, okay, okay, maybe that "homophobia" I was so worried about was just straight homo. Minus the straight."

A cannon event, I fear.