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it’s actually crazy to have antigone (the daughter of a mother and son) marry her own cousin. as if the family free wasn’t a circle already

why did they translate it as bacchus and not dionysus i’m so confused

this does not pass the bechdel test. with any stretch of the imagination. bram stoker cannot write a woman. jury is out on if he has ever met a woman. all the men are in love with the women and the women think of nothing but men.

the fact tracy deonn thinks i care about any single sweet moment between nick and bree. SELWYN IS OUT THERE. NO HUMANITY. HELP HIM. it’s actually just like punching me in the gut “oh look how happy they are and don’t think about the man that sacrificed everything for her” i cant???? he’s out there. he’s mute. HELP HIM

you hate to see someone living your dream (selectively mute and obsessing over a woman in a vampiric way)

sel said “i’m not mad i’m freaking hungry”. also bro i. do. not. care. about bree and nick bro. i actually feel nothing. like im sorry why did we introduce selwyn then expect me to go back on team nick?? i’m hopelessly monogamous. i am die hard for the couple i like. like??? “happy late birthday” bro she was kissing ur kingsmage its over for you. go away nick.

you know what actually i like evil bree. i’m an evil bree and mute sel truther. this is like that one minecraft challenge where one is mute, one is deaf and the other is blind. mute, amnesiac, coma patient, gay: can we beat minecraft?

several new sentences invented. i love this book !!!

selwyn you are stressing me tf out. actually losing sleep over this book

bree don’t piss me off you have two boyfriends at home. TWO. she’s just gonna collect a new one each book or?? queer baiting with some rando bro i don’t care. also why are you thinking of nick with longing brooo what do you meannnnn. if she picks nick over selwyn im gonna lose my mind. bro sacrificed his literal humanity for you.

genuinely so confused bc how did he mesmer the one person that can’t be mesmered while he has on cuffs that don’t allow him to use his powers??? literally makes no sense. “you didn’t know” william shut the fuck up i am the un-mesmerable lady and he cannot access aether what do you mean i “didn’t know”. there’s nothing to know bc this is an illogical situation????

need selwyn to teach briana how to curse out ppl in ancient welsh

we could trust the reader more. i’m not an idiot that needs all the exposition dumped on me at once. i am so frustrated with YA books like that. just because you are writing for a younger audience doesn’t mean they are idiots

skyrim yaoi

steve trevor being part of ICE is so on theme. like yeah, he would do that

wonder woman predicted ICE??? this came out a year before everything started going down and i find that very wild. they have officers called AXE deporting amazonians bro how did they do this???? disturbingly accurate

kaz ur such a bonehead. but today you didn’t lie about your feelings for once. and i appreciate that.

i just hope whoever came up with the idea for conversion therapy is burning up in hell.

just imagining this is what it’s like to be gay in saskatchewan bc oil guys are slightly different than ag guys. (my cousin wanted to take me to ag night at the bar and i was like “what’s egg” and it stood for agriculture 😭😭 this place is so made up bro. i love it in an ethel cain, visit it every few months type of way. living there might be worse than here actually. tho i respect farms more than oil)

this is getting quite homoerotic. bro (dracula) said “this man belongs to me” bc some woman drank blood from jonathan and the woman said “you never love” to dracula. since when were we talking of love girl??? vampirism as allegory for homosexuality is eternal. vampires are so gay.

why is dracula kinda a sweetie

BUKOVINA MENTION. i literally have vampire blood in me it’s confirmed. dracula literally ukrainian lowkey

DONT PUT A SPOON IN A PERSON HAVING A SEIZURES MOUTH BRO???