syd’s Reviews > Oathbound > Status Update

the fact tracy deonn thinks i care about any single sweet moment between nick and bree. SELWYN IS OUT THERE. NO HUMANITY. HELP HIM. it’s actually just like punching me in the gut “oh look how happy they are and don’t think about the man that sacrificed everything for her” i cant???? he’s out there. he’s mute. HELP HIM

sel said “i’m not mad i’m freaking hungry”. also bro i. do. not. care. about bree and nick bro. i actually feel nothing. like im sorry why did we introduce selwyn then expect me to go back on team nick?? i’m hopelessly monogamous. i am die hard for the couple i like. like??? “happy late birthday” bro she was kissing ur kingsmage its over for you. go away nick.

you know what actually i like evil bree. i’m an evil bree and mute sel truther. this is like that one minecraft challenge where one is mute, one is deaf and the other is blind. mute, amnesiac, coma patient, gay: can we beat minecraft?

several new sentences invented. i love this book !!!

selwyn you are stressing me tf out. actually losing sleep over this book

bree don’t piss me off you have two boyfriends at home. TWO. she’s just gonna collect a new one each book or?? queer baiting with some rando bro i don’t care. also why are you thinking of nick with longing brooo what do you meannnnn. if she picks nick over selwyn im gonna lose my mind. bro sacrificed his literal humanity for you.