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“He designed them himself. He even had extra padding added to the soles to help soften any discomfort. He noticed you often wince when you first stand.”

TO BE LOVED TO THE POINT OF INVENTION.
Audrey Rose, I am willing to forgive you for your stupid behaviour in the last book if you marry Thomas like…yesterday. 🫶🏻

Audrey Rose, if you don’t stop acting like a fool right this second…

Mephistopheles, you are one aggravating person…

I hate this sheriff so muuuuch. Can I skip to the end already?

I have a theory I am locking in and if this ends up EXACTLY like I expect it to…I am giving up and taking a break from thrillers, my true crime obsession helps me see all the red flags.

I am so annoyed with how oblivious everyone is. 😍

Going back to this bad boy since I am in the mood for something bloody.

“Are you at all worried that he’ll bring something back other than a stick?”
“Like what?”
“Like a small child!”
“He wouldn’t do that. He’s not evil.”
“Are you sure? Because he appears to be evil incarnate. He looks like an ancient horror that came back to enact revenge. He’s the thing that keeps children up at night. He’s the creature that inspires cautionary tales.”

“You should really lock your door.”
“I thought I did.”
“I know we grew up poor, but you should at least know how doors work.”

This was unnecessarily cruel…

“My sister, Sunshine, and my brother, Light. You two should rally the ranks. You’ll have us all killing ourselves by morning.”

Okay, Hazael, I didn’t know you had jokes. I see you.

“Live in the world you’ve made (…) You don’t deserve to rest.”

I know that’s right, you numbskull.

“I no longer feel any allegiance to these monsters called human beings, despise being one myself.”

“Apart from some obviously bleached curls, he looks about as much like Peeta as I do.”

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT SUCH A SERIOUS MOMENT. 😭