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i play hamlet in a week i need to lock the fuck in

i feel like a college shakespeare troupe never doing lear because they’re all too young is cowardly. you’re college actors. slap some old age makeup on that bad boy

meredith should get to kill everyone

i need oliver’s brain chemistry because wdym he helped let his classmate die and then his parents immediately told him they can’t pay for his last semester and he hasn’t thought even one time about killing himself

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put me in coach i need to argue with these pretentious dipshits about their incorrect readings of julius caesar

dean hollinshed.

i know it’s ludicrous coming from me but surely nobody actually quotes shakespeare this constantly

THANK GOD FOR THE NEW REVIEW PAGE THAT CRASHES EVERY TIME I TRY TO USE IT

this whole play hinges on the fear that if your son dates a butch he might be a little gay. and i can’t even say he wouldn’t be

mr. good clean fun is a cultural institution to me

7 pages into using this as self-medication and i’ve been completely flattened by “and Quavando is the famous Cheeto Hog”

the new review interface is pissing me off why did you make everything harder and worse

early modern vape cloud

oh isla you’re so kendall roy eldest boy ambiguous disorder

DTWOF mentioned…

if my sister and i were named isla and irene like evil cartoon twins and our little half-sister got to be agnes i’d be goneril and regan about it too

“If you have the ability to hate, you will hate Ethan Frome.” thinking about my high school friend who tried to explain the plot of ethan frome to me while sleep deprived and dissolved into hysterical laughter

losing it over kipling specifically getting a category on his scorecard called “evil”

gay people never lose (i am scared that gay people might be about to lose badly)

willa woolf making herstory by managing to gentrify a picket fence suburb

quite a relief to read this after all’s well and remember that i do love evil nasty pathetic women. whatever’s wrong with willa herot has ensorceled me

ben woolf. unreal

“They’d tear the skin from your arm and eat it.” :(

ellie and briana should lez out

my favorite character is peter the usher

oh this scene is soooooo macbeth and banquo. delicious

the choppiness of the prose is definitely intentional but it’s also driving me a little crazy

i love evil women and loser women and women with problems so miranda should be a shoe-in for me but i find her kind of deeply grating. maybe because i want to see her actually do some crazy shit instead of just thinking about it self-pityingly. sorry for betraying my Fan Of Unlikable Characters status