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oh this scene is soooooo macbeth and banquo. delicious

the choppiness of the prose is definitely intentional but it’s also driving me a little crazy

i love evil women and loser women and women with problems so miranda should be a shoe-in for me but i find her kind of deeply grating. maybe because i want to see her actually do some crazy shit instead of just thinking about it self-pityingly. sorry for betraying my Fan Of Unlikable Characters status

the way miranda is about helen is me about malvolio

oh this woman is insane

the snow child. now wot’s all this

oh THIS is why everyone on tumblr keeps talking about the rainforest cafe

NOOO MY EVIL CORPORATE WOMAN

wait im obsessed with this puss-in-boots

the first beauty and the beast story didn’t do much for me but “the tiger’s bride” whips absolute ass. awesome story for people who saw the beast change back in the disney version and thought “…did he have to :/”

MY EVIL CORPORATE WOMAN!

7 pages in i’m understanding why this was big for carmen maria machado

does anyone remember that youtube webseries about bringing the founding fathers to the present via time travel and then they got kidnapped? because i can’t remember the title. anyway i can’t say i expect this to be “good”

“I mean, you really should try to look as much like a krill as you can.”

“James Buchanan can only deduce, given his administration’s many accomplishments, that this Barn might be Heaven.” crying. i think i am the target audience of this one

“There are twenty-two stalls in the Barn. Eleven of the stabled horses are, as far as Rutherford can ascertain, former presidents of the United States of America.”

is this… the only story?

GREAT LAKES REGION MENTIONED 📣📣📣

SILKWORM GIRL COMMUNISM RAHHHHH

title story here is kinda lethal

i kind of love leonide i love a slimy scheming corporate woman. spongebob hands out meme IN FICTION!!!

do we think “medcenter argala” is general hospital or grey’s anatomy

murderbot: [flashback hell so hard it shuts its entire body down]
three POV: "so this is a couch. and you can sit on it"

“On our private feed, ART-drone said, What the hell are you doing? Your stats are dropping.

I was just thinking about alien contamination, I told it.

Stop that immediately, ART-drone said.”

how it feels to have compulsions

crazy that murderbot can be More traumatized than it already was

“ART had replied, It’s so easy for ships to disappear out here.”

crying why is it a fucking supervillain

2 kinsey fives making it work

“life, which is, after all, of some importance in its way,”

“pit and the pendulum” slander thank god

my life would be easier if i liked woolf more, or could read woolf better. that said this book is really fucking funny

“Eagerly recalling these and other instances of his unfitness for the life of society, an ineffable hope, that all the turbulence of his youth, his clumsiness, his blushes, his long walks, and his love of the country proved that he… was by birth a writer, rather than an aristocrat”

this happened to me but it was autism