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rereading this thinking “i should write the essay on manne’s theory of asymmetrical moral support roles and goneril from shakespeare’s king lear” because i can only think about like two things ever

and y’know despite it all i still wasn’t expecting vampire high-speed car chase

“my ex lied because he was mad at me” is definitely the funniest way to write a retcon

reading about how twitter used to implement users' ideas on the day that tumblr implements an update that literally everybody hates... the internet used to be... not good, nay, not good, but better...

"The home seems to me to be the proper sphere for the man. And certainly once a man begins to neglect his domestic duties he becomes painfully effeminate, does he not? And I don’t like that. It makes men so very attractive."

he really was living in the 21st century

i think gwendolyn and cecily should kiss on the mouth

this play is like hysterically anti-marriage it rocks

"To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution."
what in the god damn hell is this play about

"Literary criticism is not your forte, my dear fellow. Don’t try it. You should leave that to people who haven’t been at a University. They do it so well in the daily papers."

i like when you can tell wilde was just beefing

ALGERNON
Come, old boy, you had much better have the thing out at once.

JACK
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist.

“Most online businesses enjoy high network effects. This is the economist’s term for a product or service that gets more valuable as it attracts more users.”

i’m so stupid i was like whoa… murderbot

hey guys do we think anne rice might have been racist

the marius section is why i read the fucking gallic wars

"ART watched with me for some of the episodes but the idea of Dr. Mensah coming aboard made it weirdly excited and it had its drones clean its whole interior again and was doing things like yelling at Turi to put their laundry in the recycler."

GET RID OF THE CHAIRS! WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE SIT!

Murderbot Microdoses Plurality (not what's happening)

"Perihelion: 'I know that, Seth. I've armed my pathfinders.'
Seth: 'You what?'
Arada: 'You what?'
Iris: 'Peri!'"

OH I KNOW THEY'RE SICK OF ITS SHIT!

murderbot's humans: omg hiiii new secunit how are you?? what's your name?? we're already putting you into witness protection but are you doing okay emotionally or--
ART on three's intercom: if you look at my humans wrong they'll never find your body parts

this is crazy they’re literally having a code baby together. platonically. in a gay way

"It's hard to escape the conclusion that Shakespeare meant this play as an attack on anti-Semitism" [sic].

IS IT????

"Not everyone can honestly say that they enjoy King Lear, but if you don't enjoy Twelfth Night, shoot the director."

favorite song of february is definitely going to port washington <3

this whole section is crazy it’s just lestat bleeding I Need An Adult and marius being like oho… so mature for your age… check out my unspeakable horrors

the thing is you’re just never going to convince me goneril is wrong about anything

obsessed with how fast this book became a pleasant hostage situation

GET A JOB!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

RETURN OF THE BESTIEEEEEEEEEEE

THE PASSWORD IS MURDERBOT’S BOT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER???? THE RITUALS ARE BEYOND INTRICATE THAT’S CRAZY

of the three (3) songs i have known in this book so far, one of them was the cicero song and one of them was the sophocles' ajax song. this probably says nothing about me

BEST FRIEND CAME BACK WRONG.

MY BEST FRIEND???