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max theodore
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i need oliver’s brain chemistry because wdym he helped let his classmate die and then his parents immediately told him they can’t pay for his last semester and he hasn’t thought even one time about killing himself
— Oct 10, 2026 05:52PM
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max theodore
is on page 257 of 354
i feel like a college shakespeare troupe never doing lear because they’re all too young is cowardly. you’re college actors. slap some old age makeup on that bad boy
— Oct 12, 2026 09:22AM
max theodore
is on page 51 of 354
put me in coach i need to argue with these pretentious dipshits about their incorrect readings of julius caesar
— Oct 07, 2026 11:58AM
max theodore
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i know it’s ludicrous coming from me but surely nobody actually quotes shakespeare this constantly
— Oct 06, 2026 09:45PM