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oh my god karkat jumpscare

will i make it through this without crying? i think no

[bartholomew voice] my sister loves him, i think he looks a little gay. but whatever makes my princess happy

agnes hathaway shakespeare autism headcanon

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SEX JOKE HAND GESTURE?

"We could have done worse. I don't think we missed any chance... Not that we're getting much help."

really for getting no help they are doing quite well. not well enough but neither was hamlet if you think about it

MY BOYFRIEND MENTIONED (publius vergilius maro

kind of unbelievable that i’ve gone this long without reading this. anyway me vs. my inability to see “good angel and bad angel” without thinking of kronk

so funny that they do figure out the entire plot of hamlet within like 2 minutes and it doesn't help them or matter at all

finally my ability to be a shakespeare conspiracy theorist clue spotter is coming in handy. hamnet kicking a nutshell specifically... one of the first lines of dialogue being "who's there"... his father hoarsely making him swear to him... it's all coming together it's all coming together <-- said with red string at a corkboard

Does Hamnet Shakespeare Have ADHD Or Is He Just Eleven: longest thread in the history of posts

there is no way i can read all this before i see the movie tomorrow but i will begin. goddamn o'farrell's prose is so beautiful

“I’m not drinking bathwater, no offense.”
“It isn’t bathwater. No one is going to take a bath in it.”
“It touched bath. That makes it bathwater.”

STRAIGJT PEOPLE ARE NUTS AND MEN AINT SHIT

this book is like secondhand embarrassment if the embarrassment emotion was about partnering with fascism

“Didn’t [the TV show] kill you off sort of early?”
“Yeah, the First World War killed off a lot of people early…”

straight people are nuts

“This is not what God wanted for me. So I am learning to ask for people’s help. And I am asking you to microwave my Lean Cuisines.”

i have read like 20 pages of this but i keep getting so excited that i have to put the book down so i don't explode

do we think "I don't know what this sign is because I can't read" was actually a reference to t he DW meme or is my brain just ruined

comparing falstaff to homer simpson. who is doing it like dr. emma smith

this is awesome he’s learning about capitalism. like kinda

i really can't stand him.

"What is memory but a story about how we have lived?"

“Two applicants indicated that they were in recovery from homosexual impulses, and Marianne liked to imagine them falling off the wagon together.”

fujo representation ☺️

“Eric said everybody knew that you should stay away from big windows during storms. ‘Do not assume I know what everybody knows!’ Marianne had shouted into her computer. ‘I do not have that sort of knowledge!’”

oh she’s just like me fr

hello to MY BEST FRIEND asshole research transport

"I guess my question is: Is the new you the stranger? Or is the stranger the person you leave behind?"

lines that did irreparable damage to me age 13

based on how i felt about bridge barsamian when i was a 13-year-old girl, she should perhaps try testosterone

this really is one of the greatest middle grade books ever written and i also don't want anyone to read it because the key to my soul is in here and we can't have everyone seeing that