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“I’m not drinking bathwater, no offense.”
“It isn’t bathwater. No one is going to take a bath in it.”
“It touched bath. That makes it bathwater.”

this book is like secondhand embarrassment if the embarrassment emotion was about partnering with fascism

straight people are nuts

“This is not what God wanted for me. So I am learning to ask for people’s help. And I am asking you to microwave my Lean Cuisines.”

“Two applicants indicated that they were in recovery from homosexual impulses, and Marianne liked to imagine them falling off the wagon together.”

fujo representation ☺️

“Eric said everybody knew that you should stay away from big windows during storms. ‘Do not assume I know what everybody knows!’ Marianne had shouted into her computer. ‘I do not have that sort of knowledge!’”

oh she’s just like me fr