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small victories guys 🥹🥹🥹

pls be at 50%

can someone go back in time and cause lauren roberts to miss her lesson on alliteration in high school english class so i don’t have to endure anymore of this ridiculousness

AND I’M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGHHHHHHHHH

don’t mind me i’m just live documenting my fucking crashout
are you amused? or are you annoyed? cause there are only those two options
is anything a glance? a look? a peek? no it’s always a gaze, has to be a gaze, because there aren’t a million other words in the english language no siree
future this future that i’m a future brain dead coma patient after the fucking stroke this book is giving me

why is this book 🎶sooooooooo baaaadddddd🎶

goddamn this girl speaks in so many sentence fragments😭

this book is trash. what a drop off from the first book goddamn. and i even said that wasn’t a work of art

i’m going to sleep i wanted to try and finish it tonight but i give up my eyes can’t stay open. i’ll reluctantly finish it in the morning

i’m gonna take a wild guess and say that miss mcfadden has never heard a gunshot before

i may be getting into spoilers now so if anyone’s reading these updates, beware 👹

tell me why we’re acting like it’s this shocking revelation every time this damn car is said to have a cracked headlight. like no fucking shit it’s the same car!!!

also, south bronx mention #9!!

dude dude dude dude DUDE why are you telling me things i already know “and it’s not even the first bloody nightgown i’ve seen since i’ve been here” LIKE YEAH I KNOW WE WENT THROUGH THIS 20 PAGES AGO THERE WAS A WHOLE CHAPTER ABOUT IT

omg her apartment is in the south bronx????? i had NO idea!!! (#8)

her living in the south bronx has been mentioned two more times so we are now at 7 😐 maybe i’m crazy and mentioning something 7 times in 62 pages isn’t weird but, isn’t it???

goddammit i’m already getting annoyed with the repetition i’m on chapter 4 and this girl has already told us she lives in the south bronx five goddamn times I GET IT TYYYY

someone definitely once said to lauren roberts “explain it to me like i’m five” and she fucking RAN with it

no but actually why the fuck does she have to repeat EVERYTHING and over explain every idea? is she just assuming all her readers have extremely poor reading comprehension skills? why am i being told what happened five pages ago? i just read it i fucking know what happened

this woman cannot write a bad book

do i have an exam tomorrow? yes

am i contemplating staying up to finish this book even tho im not even halfway through? also yes

my flabbers are so fucking gasted who in their right mind rated this anything more than one star HELLO???? AND IM ONLY 116 PAGES IN?!?!

i only read a chapter and a half tonight but oh my they were PAINFUL to get through

my pen and highlighters will run out by the end of this book i guarantee it

lauren roberts should never be allowed to use italics or ellipses ever again

you know when kids first start to swear and they do it every other word? yeah. that’s a one to one comparison right there i promise

i would like to preface this by saying that i am going into this with ill intentions. do not trust me! i want to see if the plagiarism rumours are true and by the looks of it this will most likely turn into a hate read oop

dude why am i entertained one chapter and falling asleep the next… some of these povs are absolute snoozefests i literally do not care whatsoever about this third cousin twice removed that’s never been mentioned before why does he get the longest chapter so far

these fucking footnotes dude can this audiobook lady just skip them

“ponytail holder” don’t pmo it’s HAIR TIE or ELASTIC omg

before starting: my expectations were high when i bought this book, but now that ive read not in love, i gotta be honest they’ve lowered a little. pls ali prove me wrong i so want to love this!!

i'm already loving this so much more than the love hypothesis... and i really liked that one