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“why do you have so many questions about her today?”

sir YOU are the one who just brought her up??

“they didn’t get along. they had a feud” *explains every reason why they hate each other*

“they really didn’t like each other, huh” yeah no shit that’s literally what he just spent a paragraph saying

omg the anyways! how could i forget about the anyways? pls stop saying anyway!

i’m trying so hard to enjoy this but the amount of times the author ends a sentence with “but” or “so” is crazy. things should come after those words!! there are more thoughts to be had!! also, i write in lowercase, but books should be properly capitalized. why is she writing her. sentences. like. this. idc if it’s one word please use a capital for the first letter i beg

this book is still awful but we keep trekking through it ✊

i want to bust my head through a fucking wall why is everyone the fucking worst

no cause i’m about to crash out what the actual fuck is wrong with her sister why is she the biggest bitch on the planet

this girl’s family sucks ass

i wanna whack them all over the head with a frying pan (maybe not her dad he’s got enough on his plate)

small victories guys 🥹🥹🥹

pls be at 50%

can someone go back in time and cause lauren roberts to miss her lesson on alliteration in high school english class so i don’t have to endure anymore of this ridiculousness

AND I’M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGHHHHHHHHH

don’t mind me i’m just live documenting my fucking crashout
are you amused? or are you annoyed? cause there are only those two options
is anything a glance? a look? a peek? no it’s always a gaze, has to be a gaze, because there aren’t a million other words in the english language no siree
future this future that i’m a future brain dead coma patient after the fucking stroke this book is giving me

why is this book 🎶sooooooooo baaaadddddd🎶

goddamn this girl speaks in so many sentence fragments😭

this book is trash. what a drop off from the first book goddamn. and i even said that wasn’t a work of art

i’m going to sleep i wanted to try and finish it tonight but i give up my eyes can’t stay open. i’ll reluctantly finish it in the morning

i’m gonna take a wild guess and say that miss mcfadden has never heard a gunshot before

i may be getting into spoilers now so if anyone’s reading these updates, beware 👹

tell me why we’re acting like it’s this shocking revelation every time this damn car is said to have a cracked headlight. like no fucking shit it’s the same car!!!

also, south bronx mention #9!!

dude dude dude dude DUDE why are you telling me things i already know “and it’s not even the first bloody nightgown i’ve seen since i’ve been here” LIKE YEAH I KNOW WE WENT THROUGH THIS 20 PAGES AGO THERE WAS A WHOLE CHAPTER ABOUT IT

omg her apartment is in the south bronx????? i had NO idea!!! (#8)

her living in the south bronx has been mentioned two more times so we are now at 7 😐 maybe i’m crazy and mentioning something 7 times in 62 pages isn’t weird but, isn’t it???

goddammit i’m already getting annoyed with the repetition i’m on chapter 4 and this girl has already told us she lives in the south bronx five goddamn times I GET IT TYYYY

someone definitely once said to lauren roberts “explain it to me like i’m five” and she fucking RAN with it

no but actually why the fuck does she have to repeat EVERYTHING and over explain every idea? is she just assuming all her readers have extremely poor reading comprehension skills? why am i being told what happened five pages ago? i just read it i fucking know what happened

this woman cannot write a bad book

do i have an exam tomorrow? yes

am i contemplating staying up to finish this book even tho im not even halfway through? also yes

my flabbers are so fucking gasted who in their right mind rated this anything more than one star HELLO???? AND IM ONLY 116 PAGES IN?!?!