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This story is kind of going nowhere. Suuuuper boring. Nothing at all really happening.

How to Be a Groovy Witch

The Sharp Cereal Professor

Abusive husbands and adulterous wives

This is pretty good so far! Surprisingly, it has almost nothing to do with Cujo up to this point. He's maybe been on ten pages out of the first fifty. It's more about the people in the town and their lives, struggles, and relationships. But the writing is good enough that it still works.

The stories in this collection are very "meh" so far.

Licorice laces

Detective work

Yah

Revivals

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small, and it's one word long--

-- people.

No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened.

It's people that kill every revolution.

Guns blazing

Fisher just bolted out of the room when he was in the middle of a call with POTUS because he thought something else became more important. That takes some iron cajones.

This is really good so far. I'm pleasantly surprised! 🙃

A Japanese Vin Diesel

Skyfall

The morons who thought COVID wasn't real, and then were ironically killed by it because they refused to get the vaccine and got infected.

Holly buying underwear at Dollar General because she didn't pack another pair of clothes

Okay, I can definitely see now why people say King has become very politically preachy in his recent books...

Carly Beth finds the "special" masks in the back room of the store

At this third lie his nose grew to such an extraordinary length that poor Pinocchio could not move in any direction. 🤥

The Talking Cricket 🦗

Having sex with the widow of the man you killed in a head-on collision car crash? This book is messed up!

The disappearance of Shari 📷 🚔