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The Game Is Baccarat

SMERSH

James Bond getting bit by a barracuda 🦈

The Silver Phantom

Mr. Big

(Sounds like a villain name from a porno 🤔)

Dear Stephen King, please stop writing these dreadful Holly Gibney books. She is by far your most overrated character. Sincerely, a disenchanted fan.

Trig

Only 50 pages in and King has already mentioned COVID, vaccinations, and Donald Trump numerous times. This is giving me vibes of the previous book in this series, Holly, where he beat the reader over the head with these politicized references and outright PSAs for the entire book. Not a good sign...

Bigfoot

Alien diplomacy

This story is kind of going nowhere. Suuuuper boring. Nothing at all really happening.

How to Be a Groovy Witch

The Sharp Cereal Professor

Abusive husbands and adulterous wives

This is pretty good so far! Surprisingly, it has almost nothing to do with Cujo up to this point. He's maybe been on ten pages out of the first fifty. It's more about the people in the town and their lives, struggles, and relationships. But the writing is good enough that it still works.

The stories in this collection are very "meh" so far.

Licorice laces

Detective work

Yah

Revivals

There's one hole in every revolution, large or small, and it's one word long--

-- people.

No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened.

It's people that kill every revolution.

Guns blazing

Fisher just bolted out of the room when he was in the middle of a call with POTUS because he thought something else became more important. That takes some iron cajones.

This is really good so far. I'm pleasantly surprised! 🙃

A Japanese Vin Diesel