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Nothing like these two idiots divorcing each other all the while pining for each other

Ohhh you know it’s off to a good start when they’re PINING 😍

I‘d probably read a grocery list written on a hanny at this point if panda_chi wrote it

Oh no, I was hoping it’s the senator with the dude..not another dude with the dude😄

Why in the world all the descriptions of steward’s halls and walls and the uniforms 🥱Look if you are not a Tolstoy, chances are you shouldn’t be describing the ceiling on two pages..

“I’m not your secretary!” Rodney’s wyes blazed and John wanted to sink into them. “Are you listening?” 🤤🤤

Is this right, there is not a single MM book nominated by Goodreads this year?? What?!

The warning here goes: “along with the territory of the Mirror!Universe, you can expect our characters to be rougher, crueler, and more violent than their non-Mirror counterparts. This story will contain rape, violence, abuse, drug use/administering, and character death” …say no more 🤓 Mirror!AOS!Spirk, how exciting 🔪 ❤️‍🔥

“Two heads are better than one,” Lorne stated.

“Only in your gay dreams, Lieutenant Colonel.”

Lorne’s eyes widened and then crinkled in a smirk. “Least you noticed the new rank.”

😂 The kind of exchange to forever win me as a reader loll

I don’t usually do Panem AUs unless it’s Theproblematique and I would read their grocery lists..

Sue me, I’m re reading all the good stiff 😍

I like it but I am not fond of the portrayal of the female characters in here? All of them seem superficial, „vacuous“, drinking and only seemingly obsessed with clothes. Donna Tartt doesn’t strike me as a girl‘s girl

This is priceless turns out the anon who wrote this is Theproblematique 😍

Is there a better way to test new Airpods Max than with a great and Gay audiobook..

I got sucked back in to Star Trek and this is 220 k words..am I really doing this 🫣

Watching series based on Mona Kasten‘s Save me and there is this teacher who is f%cking a student, a main hero’s little sister, and I’m supposed to see him as an inspiration and an overall nice dude in the series, an Oxford scholar? Wait, what?! 😂 I’m like I hope he eventually gets fired?!!

So apparently there are Australian SAS and Australian top notch contract killers..Gay Australian SAS and Gay Australian top notch contract killers..okay alright, I’m here for it 🍿

I love me a thorough thigh holster description. That’s what defines a good author imo is they make sure to let us know the hero has a good thigh rig situation in there..🤤

Oh for the love of..I’m stuck reading lesser known Stargate Atlantis fanfiction that I can’t even track on Goodreads again 😫 I swear this fandom is a gay black hole of goodness

Now this is brilliant!! It’s 6 am though but whatevs

Is this instalove? I hope this gets slightly more dramatic and angsty at some point because it’s way too sweet rn. Also where are the sports? I want sports. Are there sports??

Gay Deathly Hallows! Love it💕

„- Did you hurt yourself, Isaac? You winced when you sat down.“ Yeah I‘ll take Dead giveaway for $500, Alex..

Menstruating rn and I feel like I‘m just opening and closing books all day. I don’t like anything 😭

Almost perfect, because of the hash tag Non-sexual slavery.. What do you mean non-sexual?? Christmas is cancelled 😩

My bro praying his erections away.. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers 😔✊

„“I want to live! I want to live,“ Rodney shouted as they merged with traffic going seventy-five miles an hour“ - my German driving instructor shouts „GAS GEBEN“ at me when I do not reach at least 80 mph on Autobahn 🤣

86% into the audiobook and finally got that the constant F A F A F A during the calls actually mean Frances and Aled 😃 Not the brightest candle on the cake, here

„It didn't feel like a hobby. It felt like a dirty secret.“ Girl.. Let’s just say I know how THAT feels

Eloise Bridgerton and Cressida Cowper are a Genderswap Drarry.. Change my mind 😎