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I keep drawing parallels with clueless and I feel like I need to stop doing that to actually enjoy the book but I CANT thanks a lot Jane

Like sorry, who the FUCK do you think you are to slander mr darcy when you have not even the slightest INKLING of depth into Austen’s interpretation of romance in the 19th century and how pride and prejudice ISNT just a romance but a commentary on traditional women’s roles and classism and how there’s more meaning to life that these superficial roles

I will not STAND for Jane Austen slander AT ALL. It genuinely feels like Hannah grace scanned a fucking Wikipedia page on stereotypical degrees for book characters and when she decided Rory would be an English major, she would stand out by rebelling against classical authors and prose in the name of contemporary love and not having to hide behind a facade and instead being boastful and brash about adoration??

She’s an English major but she “freaking hate(s) poetry”??? Because “if you love someone just get to the point y’know?” This is a “freaking” abhorration. I’m not only disgusted by this book’s attempt to sway gen Z booktokers with its flippant prose and skin deep plot, but just the sole fact that a publisher looked at this book and thought it was worthy to print out in the first place.

I want to cleanse my brain with some actual literature, I’ve never had the injustice of having to scratch my way through such scum ever before in my life. I hate this book so much, there is absolutely NO vocabulary, Russ and Rory are the most two dimensional characters I’ve ever witnessed (and I’ve watched Charlie Brown before) and I’m only finishing this book because I have a duty to fulfil to my library

I desperately believe that of me and Hannah grace were in the same room, I’d have an irresistible urge to punch her.

Ooooo they’re sharing their feelings and it’s so soooooo sentimental. YAWN

I hate them so much. They’re sickening and she’s insufferable. Pathetic and unrealistic. I savour it

You’ve got to be kidding me

Before you say anything, I’m reading this to HATE on it. Which is going relatively well. This book is so boooooooooo tomato tomato tomato

I get it now, why people are saying they should’ve communicated, it’s unbearable and I’ve watched the tv show before,knowing how it’s going to end, yet inevitably I still want them to end up together because they are two halves of the same heart!!!

How much longer

I’m gonna power through whether this book likes it or not. Idk what vile twisted creature wrote this penance but I’m going to finish it. Maybe this book is what made me ill. I read bloody American psycho and that was a blissful dream in comparison to this abomination

Physically I’ll i CANT read this anymore I thought this would be a cute story but I’m actually sick sick sick sick

Nah I can’t Reas this anymore I’m audibly gagging this is too much I hate this lady I hate her to my CORE

Oh this girls CRAZY crazy huh..

Me when I’m a mythic, horny bitch for no reason

I realise saying that comes off very “oh look at me so Lana del Rey vinyl coquette esque” but like I’ve had every single one of these thoughts I’m simply in disbelief that I’m seeing them on paper

Starting to wonder if I wrote this book??

This is what cleopatra and Frankenstein wanted to be

I’m already absorbed, which doesn’t happen often. The prose reads like thoughts? But also my chest is beating faster than usual because almost instantaneously I’m scared of ending up like her. Too real like

Yawnin a lil too much for my liking. I’m sure it gets good but why are there four chunky pages describing a car passing by? Maybe it’s meant to surround the reader with the tension built by this mysterious somebody but a page would’ve been sufficient tbh.

The importance of the soul

Holy SHIT (this book is still kinda banal but I think it’s gotten a lil interesting)

You’re telling me this guy won a Nobel prize in literature? I’m having a snoozefest 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴im sorry this book is inexplicably boring and yes I understand it’s world building material but also I already know what’s going to happen because it’s painfully obvious. The moms a milf tho for SURE

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Stop trying to push the Richard and camilla narrative I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it