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How much longer

I’m gonna power through whether this book likes it or not. Idk what vile twisted creature wrote this penance but I’m going to finish it. Maybe this book is what made me ill. I read bloody American psycho and that was a blissful dream in comparison to this abomination

Physically I’ll i CANT read this anymore I thought this would be a cute story but I’m actually sick sick sick sick

Nah I can’t Reas this anymore I’m audibly gagging this is too much I hate this lady I hate her to my CORE

Oh this girls CRAZY crazy huh..

Me when I’m a mythic, horny bitch for no reason

I realise saying that comes off very “oh look at me so Lana del Rey vinyl coquette esque” but like I’ve had every single one of these thoughts I’m simply in disbelief that I’m seeing them on paper

Starting to wonder if I wrote this book??

I’m already absorbed, which doesn’t happen often. The prose reads like thoughts? But also my chest is beating faster than usual because almost instantaneously I’m scared of ending up like her. Too real like