Sam > Recent Status Updates

...Okay, so Jordan and her Mom are broke AF, right?
In California, of all places.
(...Which, like, move somewhere cheaper?)
But more importantly: how the fuck did the two of them afford vehicles for both of them? Even if Jordan's is a super cheap beater??

This is exhausting.

I don't really love the time jumps, back and forth...

Ugh.

Honestly, Al is not really likable... But I'm gonna stick with it for a bit yet. Middle school kids aren't often likable after all.

I hate her Mom.
And she isn't really likable either. I kinda feel bad for Beckett.

...I understand that this is a "sweet" and "closed door" romance, but omg. Just friggin' kiss and do it already.

Listening to the audio, and omfg. Who is this narrator and why does he sound like such a pompous dickhead?

Okay...Rachel provokes Kaleb in an arguement by throwing a bowl of spaghetti at him...and they bang? What the actual hell. I cannot even.

This was okay until the sudden bout of fatphobia... Considering that Russ is attracted to Cal, and has described him as a "bear", that seemed incredibly out of character.

Who cares about celebs “cheating” on their SO’s? In the grand scheme of the universe? Particularly when the SO in question has already supported the fake marriage and MOVED ON QUICKLY HERSELF???? Auuughhhhh

Ugh. I hate how "involved" the parents get in the books by these two authors.
Like...this is just so unnecessary. They are fucking adults.

Dex is so adorable...and that makes this whole book all that much more painful.
I can't help it. I like a dumb jock. Fake Boyfriends and "Gay For You" trope? Not so much.

I’m starting to get uncomfortable… A little note to the authors: they should include the BDSM content as part of their CW. This is kind of toxic.

I already know the length of this book is going to drive me nuts… 150k for a romance is fucking ridiculous. But let’s see how it goes.

…it could be worse. 🤦🏻

The only time you should ever get another person's named tattooed on you is if they are *dead*. I hope these two break up just for having that conversation (and moreso if it actually happens in the next *hour* that is left of this awful fucking book).

Aaaauuughhhhh! This book is SO GROSS. "Ew" is basically my listening mantra.

..,This relationship is a workplace sexual harassments lawsuit waiting to happen.

I cannot think of anything I want less from these authors than a threesome sex scene. Having a more fluid/open character is an interesting change (...until they inevitably get clingy and toxicly monogamous), but a big fuckin no thank you.