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I can’t believe her family all thinks it was her. Like, GIRL. I’d be tattling so fast on the Scarling.

I’m enjoying it but also disappointed that it is fiction.

A GOOD TWIST

My girl got The Ick before the zoomers had named it.

GIRL, this is not therapy. This is perhaps, the opposite of therapy.

grinning like a fool over here

This woman is going to ruin this man’s job erggggg

The level of Delulu is impressive!

Also I’m also in my thirties and unmarried soooooooooo

I’ve finally done all my pre-requisite reading and watching to consume this media.

If some rando just pops up with a huge problem and is like, don’t tell your parents/adults, I’m NOT GOING TO LISTEN. Maybe this is what being an adult means? But adults do this all the time too. Erg.

“Ah well, in life we are always seeking out something: Love, Fame, Glory, Stuffed Armadillos. It is the human condition.”

I don’t think I’m in the mood/headspace for this presently.

Why is this girl going to get murdered???????????

This is my drug of choice.

I’m not loving this.

I hate this book.

This is a lot of conflict back to back! Good lord do these people never get a break?

“There’s no such thing as greater good—there’s just good, and the more of it we can do, the better.” An excellent rebuttal!

Could they be any more dramatic?

Oh my gosh we made it to part two. Praying it gets better/stays good. I roll my eyes at every world building info dump.

“You can’t make a race horse of a pig.” “No,” said Samuel, “but you can make a very fast pig.”

What does he mean? Why is he telling me this? ——— Because he likes you dummy!!!

“Wealth is just security. Luxury is living carefree.”

THE SUSPENSE

I HATE HIS OLDER BROTHER

But I don’t want there to be a dumb misunderstanding/miscommunication. Please let there not be. Just keep being good.

Will they/won’t they…..so cute!!!! gahhhh

“Let her die as she lived, dictatorial and malicious, and she’ll go happy.”

I MARRY FOR HATE!