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lowkey still waiting for the plot to kick in

damn i shouldve locked in harder during french class

bro isabel is kind of a b-word omg

always gotta be a white dude finding himself in india…

always gotta be the woman agonising over a mans whims 🙄

somerset maugham self inserting into his own novel just to constantly call this one girl fat certainly is a choice

my old people depressing slice of life is on!

WHAT NO.

bro this is actually depressing and graphic asf

‘and as everybody knows- no one with red hair can ever truly be said to be handsome’ LMAOOO???

susanna clarke is genuinely so good at magical realism

izumo mention rahhhhh

bro i hate men 💀💀

so situationships have existed since regency era and they have always been bad…!

‘they looked to her hardly human, they were repulsive’ WHY THESE CHINESE CHILDREN CATCHING STRAYS RN

someone tell me what charlie kaufman is smoking so i can never touch it

why is lolas pov infinitely more captivating…

i feel like 13 year old me woulda ate this shit up

bruh trump robot selfcest caught me off guard ngl

why do i keep picking books that r awkward to read on the train

not the plot finally deciding to kick in in the 4th act…

the mind of the white man truly is an interesting thing to say the least…

starting to miss run on sentences slightly

so so haunting…

any mk ultra-esque reference got me like ‘banana fish core…’

did this woman who willingly moved into a small apartment just compare herself to anne frank???? 😭😭😭

why tf does every second murakami girl have vaginismus man 💀💀💀

bali belly mention ‼️‼️

‘and instead of her, he found two long scallions lying there…she must have placed them there’ bruh why did i think she turned into spring onions

this guy lowkey a loser 😮‍💨