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‘they looked to her hardly human, they were repulsive’ WHY THESE CHINESE CHILDREN CATCHING STRAYS RN

someone tell me what charlie kaufman is smoking so i can never touch it

why is lolas pov infinitely more captivating…

i feel like 13 year old me woulda ate this shit up

bruh trump robot selfcest caught me off guard ngl

why do i keep picking books that r awkward to read on the train

not the plot finally deciding to kick in in the 4th act…

the mind of the white man truly is an interesting thing to say the least…

starting to miss run on sentences slightly

so so haunting…

any mk ultra-esque reference got me like ‘banana fish core…’

did this woman who willingly moved into a small apartment just compare herself to anne frank???? 😭😭😭

why tf does every second murakami girl have vaginismus man 💀💀💀

bali belly mention ‼️‼️

‘and instead of her, he found two long scallions lying there…she must have placed them there’ bruh why did i think she turned into spring onions

this guy lowkey a loser 😮‍💨

reading a murakami novel written with second person pronouns as woman is going to be an *experience* to say the least 💀💀

this is too real its difficult to stomach

am i supposed to feel sympathy for a homewrecker orrr???

‘was glad that mr farebrother was so estimable, but wished he had been ugly and fat, as men at 40 sometimes are’ hes lowkey funny for this icl

fred lowkey a bum idc

the word ‘banker’ is actually triggering for me…

60 page long crash-out

man right after buying an engagement ring: i feel immense loss over all the italian women i can no longer bang 😩😩

hey alexa play crywank

ick so bad she started crying…the kind of idiocy i can relate to

never could i have predicted how instrumental tumblr was to this book

what a months long situationship does to a mf

woah ok gilf????

aw man i thought i could finish this book this month bc i forgot theres only 28 days in feb…safe to say im not finishing this book in feb…