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if nothing else I appreciate this series for populating warhammer 40k universe with bisexual sluts like it always should have been. really not enough bisexual sluts in 40k.

this book is EXTRAORDINARILY stupid. but the audiobook narrators are good so it's good brain filler while I do dishes.

a third of the way into the book we have finally established that mmc has black hair. frankly not what i was imagining. a terrible shock.

there are other books but like why

dune!!!!! it's dune. idk read it. just read it

back at it again at salusa secundus [discordant crashing sounds]

finally. literature.

i wrote this book when i was 11 and forgot about it

this book is actually great because i can literally zone out for entire paragraphs and not miss anything because every single plot beat is so predictable. i feel like i wrote this when i was 9 and then forgot about it.

this book is dumb as shit but the audio is pretty good background noise for doing dishes

this just isn't interesting and I probably won't finish it.

this guy is really into CBT. and not the fun kind.

this book is terrible in case you were wondering. however! it is extraordinarily easy to read, so I will still probably finish it. i think this is how people get into vanderpump rules.

back on my bullshit

I first read this book when I was 10, and I hated it. Now I’m reading it again at 31, and it actually sucks even more. Send me money on Venmo to fund my project to go back to 1700 and prevent this book from ever being written.

halfway through this book and with 0 prior warning we get psychic ninja magic mind powers and then like fifty pages after that the mmc makes a rock glow by waving his hand at it. none of this is explained or mentioned again. does laura Kinsale think psychic ninja magic powers are real??

cool cover. Unfortunately this book reads like it’s for middle schoolers (even though I know the author is known for Xtreem horror) with lots of bad grammar and very simple diction and I probably am not gonna stick it out much longer.

This book isn’t very long but it’s at least twice as long as it needs to be

This book isn’t very long but it’s at least twice as long as it needs to be

this sure is a book

unfortunately this is totally underwhelming so far. dry, slow-paced, uninteresting characters, no particular narrative voice.

can’t believe I got heterobaited by veronica roth. Respect

flying cats you can ride!!! Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!

this is very meta/wanky and I can’t decide if I enjoy that so far. also I want to talk to olga tokarczuk about it, possibly over a bowl of vegan mushroom soup,

I promise I’ll start reading books again I had to take three weeks off in order to play baldurs gate full time thank you all etc etc

if a book blurb uses the phrase “sex worker” I’m just not going to read it

can I somehow make it so I never have to read the words “cozy fantasy” ever again