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her husband is making my blood boil i can't stand him???????/

it might be the audiobook narration but every time her annoying fucking husband says anything i want to punch a wall

this is saurrrrrr mother effin good already, im micro dosing it to make it last

completely thrown by the audiobook narrator changing from the first two!! that's not my tara!!!

I’m so dumb I was like wow this seems just like the movie pillion and then the narrator referred to himself as a pillion and yeah turns out it’s the source material for pillion

wimpy reference in the first 30 mins hell yeah

back with this poor lassie. manifesting a 19th november for her fr

these sentences are so long you guys i wish you could see them

bye I always thought this book was called Penzance, I just assumed it was set in Cornwall lmao. My first Eliza Clark despite owning literally all of her books!!

i'm bored!