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Uh oh Kathy’s up to no good

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Oops, wrong update. I STILL hate St. John

I HATE St. John

I take it back - Manon is pissing me off. So is Chaol. So is Aelin. Give me more Lysandra and Asterin

Oh my god shut up Victor not everything is about you

What a selfish dick this guy is

brother recommended when I was 12 but I am stubborn. I should’ve read this sooner

Oh okay now we’re doing the Orpheus and Eurydice metaphor 🙄

Lesbian? Vampires? Yes please

I hate these people. Why are they so dumb. Every plot point is incredibly obvious. This is the stupidest enemies to lovers arc ever - I genuinely don’t even want them to be together at all because he’s such a dick

I can tell Rebecca Yarros read this and acotar (derogatory)

Do not have a good feeling about this strange child that’s turned up

the grumpy magician trope and semi-sentient house feels very Howl-ish, not sure if i like that or not. But the mystery is intriguing

love the dark fairytale elements already

Sorry who the hell is this random new narrator?????

How much “consuming of space between us” can this man do? This writing is so terrible be actually so fr rn

Don’t know how I will survive 5 more hours of this bs

That death felt so uncalled for and unnecessary - also who tf was he anyway and where did he come from???? Don’t know how I’m supposed to feel sad about a character I know nothing about

Okay it’s enough now. Please stop

So dramatic and for what. These books get worse and worse

Oh hä

Smells like lesbians in here

FOOL OF A TOOK

Bye bye Bill, get home safe 🥲

Sam is such a badass. Andy Serkis is a fantastic narrator. Having so much fun

I love Pippin and Mary ☺️

Thoroughly enjoying revisiting with the brain of a not 14 year old. I think there was really so much I didn’t understand the first time I read it (hence the 3 star rating from 2012 😅)