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Dear lord….the train 🙈

These girls spend too much time ruminating on how helpless they are and it’s pissing me off.

Also why does the narrator use such an insipid high pitched voice for Cecilia (maybe it’s worse bc of the 2x speed)

Now I remember why my mom’s copies of these books are so well worn…

Why is ms Maas obsessed with all her men being a towering mass of muscle. It’s starting (always has been) to get weird

Tandem read time!!!

Uh oh Kathy’s up to no good

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Oops, wrong update. I STILL hate St. John

I HATE St. John

I take it back - Manon is pissing me off. So is Chaol. So is Aelin. Give me more Lysandra and Asterin

Oh my god shut up Victor not everything is about you

What a selfish dick this guy is

brother recommended when I was 12 but I am stubborn. I should’ve read this sooner

Oh okay now we’re doing the Orpheus and Eurydice metaphor 🙄

Lesbian? Vampires? Yes please

I hate these people. Why are they so dumb. Every plot point is incredibly obvious. This is the stupidest enemies to lovers arc ever - I genuinely don’t even want them to be together at all because he’s such a dick

I can tell Rebecca Yarros read this and acotar (derogatory)

Do not have a good feeling about this strange child that’s turned up

the grumpy magician trope and semi-sentient house feels very Howl-ish, not sure if i like that or not. But the mystery is intriguing

love the dark fairytale elements already

Sorry who the hell is this random new narrator?????

How much “consuming of space between us” can this man do? This writing is so terrible be actually so fr rn

Don’t know how I will survive 5 more hours of this bs

That death felt so uncalled for and unnecessary - also who tf was he anyway and where did he come from???? Don’t know how I’m supposed to feel sad about a character I know nothing about

Okay it’s enough now. Please stop

So dramatic and for what. These books get worse and worse

Oh hä

Smells like lesbians in here