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The written accents are annoying as hell

Wimsey's whole proposal chat is hilarious as hell, and Harriet is a perfect foil. Also, the more the books bring her up, the more I love Peter's mom.

"If Megan had really been a virgin, all five men wanting her, who had been lucky?"

*EYE ROLL* What was I expecting from an older sci-fi titled MANseed

The fixation with their junk and sex and the woman that totally roped them all using that is just hilarious. Is the author even aware?

I HATE the way the poor brother turns around everything on the wife. That dude is abusive AS

Ohhh, this is creepy as hell

I've read some of Christie's Poirots here and there along the years, specially those most famous, but in honour of having finished her Miss Marple series (and because now I miss the cozy experience) I'll go through these now, in order hopefully

Shit, Dave is so flaky he's prime for getting it, but I think it was the deaf brother about to be left alone with the harpy mother, and a pack of kids

The grandiose hypocrite talking like it was not HER that ordered other women's rape because they stripped her of her illusions of a bigger justice, like she had not already had the chance to rule as she saw fit and still failed at some perfection impossibility, like she did not keep using the big picture to justify her own wants

Gabrielle as always going for the important bit of truth and being an icon "If I waste this bitch" indeed

"Jesse though all of this was hilarious" Jesse is a moron. Or she had her brain too well cooked by her however many times great auntie.

"And by the way, when these other characters think or say of me that I am beautiful or irresistible, etc., don't think I put these words in their heads. I didn't! It's what was told to me after, or what I drew out of their minds with infallible telepathic power; I wouldn't lie about that or anything else. I can't help being a gorgeous fiend."
*crying laughter*

MB patrolling the ship because it's having a very shepherd-dog anxiety moment, and because the ship had been nice enough to up the oxygen, and then wonders why there are no humans keeping an eye on the very nice ship, and oh, buddy, I end up cackling every re-read.

So Armand dissolves his little kingdom whenever he finds something shinier. Lestat was supposed to be a theater kid, but this guy is using other vampires like dolls to enact little plays that he discards when he's bored. Cool, cool

So Armand is presented here as someone that can not abide to be laughed at and a dictator, while Lestat is the ever courageous ideal of a noble of times past *cackle*

Ohh, boyyy... I don't think you've quite realized the whole scope of what she meant when she made you understand she craved freedom to be herself. I think you are needy, and her craving was monstrous already, and this can not go well.

The conceit and the unsubtle unreliability of his telling of his motives is hilarious.

LMAO!! The book is IN-UNIVERSE!! The indignity!! This is feels like those rapper song-battles

Dude. What do you MEAN, no innocents??? Did you have a huge change of heart, are you sanitizing your image hard now that you are telling the story, or did Louis miss/misrepresented the whole cruelty deal hugely? (Because you sure are very unreliable narrators, both of you)

Good lord, this dude REALLY opens the book like the UR "My immortal" fanfic or some vlogger influencer. The ego is hilarious

It's been almost twenty years, and wow, my lasting impression that they were both such pathetically needy drama queens was, if anything, understated. I'm having a blast

Women Men Don't See: Ohhh, ohhh. The protagonist was such a mannn. And those ladies were so amazing.

It's what the despondent guard explains, but even harder the title being the silent cap to the story

Screwfly Solution: Well, holy fuck, talk about shidder

The Last Flight: short trip to a big shudder.

Ahhh, duuuude, that's a lot of criticizing for a price like you. Your friend's wife is right for scoffing at your negging ways. She should kick your homeless ass to the curb

Oh, NO. She got up from her bed when she had chickenpox. Oh. My. God.

The Colonel's Wife: Ohhhhh Booooyyyyy

So. Just finished The Unconquered. Isn't this a cheery collection