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Have had a string of less than impressive holiday books as of late. Fingers crossed this one is as good as everyone saying it is! I'm going to be super disappointed if it isn't =(

“You’re my dirty little slut, princess. This isn't over yet. You just happen to be lucky that it’s also your reward.”

"Bit me" I sneer.
"Don't tempt me," he says, "because I'm working really hard to be nice to you. I like you, but I do want to bite you, and scratch you, and run a knife along your pale skin. And a lot of other things. But... I had to stay. I didn't want you to accidentally stab yourself in your sleep, think how sad we'd all be. We just got you, and I don't want you to break before I could play with you."

"A cowardly tantrum by a petulant goddess, and I hated her. In that moment, I swore never to pray to her again. Never to fear her again, because no matter how terrifying this was, Anesidora— Gaia—didn’t deserve my fear any more than she deserved my devotion."

I'm a terrible cook, but I give great blow jobs, so I hope that balances things out!

I'm a terrible cook, but I give great blow jobs, so I hope that balances things out!

"What are the most important rules when dating a woman?" I say
"No means no" Buck says
"And?"
"Score her goal first before I score one for me." At that he bites his lip and fights a grin.

If you cannot give yourself an orgasm, you cannot expect one from someone else. Same sex, opposite sex. I don't care. If you don't know how to get yourself there, you can't ever show someone else how to do it. This is the most important part, always ALWAYS make sure you get yours first, no buts. Men always reach the big O every single damn time. If they can't bother to take care of you they aren't worth your time.

"I really love this dress."
"Down boy, we still have to make it through dinner."

Skye delicately lifts one of the calamari rings with her fork and inspects it for a moment. "Sort of looks like a deep-fried cock ring, doesn't it?"
I'm in the middle of a sip of scotch and I choke on the liquid...Within a few seconds, my lungs are no longer burning. I'm staring directly into Skye's ample cleavage.
"Are you ok?"
"Better than ever," I tell her chest.

"Have dinner with me Friday night"
I bite my lip
"Think about it. You have my number. Text if you want to take a chance on me." He nods toward the crosswalk. "You can escape now. I hope I hear from you."

Teen boys are more awkward than baby goats and not nearly as cute!

He groans again, a rumbling sound that makes me shiver as he hauls me even closer.
Fxck, I want to climb him like a tree

Ok, hearing that the band break up was caused by a fight over a man, and both moms were pregnant at the same time, why isn't anyone worried they could be half sibblings?!? I would for sure have blood work done before jumping into bed, especially with a connection like theirs 😬😬😬

"LOOK! Look at those cute little boobies, let's give them a proper home!"
"My god, they're breasts, not rescue pets!"
"Aren't they though?"

"I want you naked, in my bed, with the lights on so I can see all of you."

"My palms were sweaty as I held my guitar for the first time in far too long"

"All I could focus on were his lips and the feel of them against mine."

"Stop being so deep in your head that you're blind to the fact that life is short and if you keep letting others influence your decisions, you're going to be that crazy bitch with a hundred cats. We all know a woman should only have one pussy!!"

"Decide what game you want to play, my honeysuckle queen," he murmured into my mouth. "And then play it like you mea it. Even if you know you'll lose it anyway."

Remember, reverse grip is when you mean it!
-M

Some people had med woo them with jewelry, with roses and orchids and champagne. I had a man who sent me knives and parasitic flowers.

“Standard is blade up,” I answered, “and reverse is blade down.” A shake of his head. “Standard,” he said slowly, “is for a fair fight. But reverse?” Once again, he moved faster than I could stop him. This time I landed on my back, with him on top of me. The tip of his rubber blade was lodged against my windpipe. “Reverse is for when you mean it,”

Yeah, I wouldn't mind Mark besting me like that....

"There were three things you shouldn’t skimp on in life: a new bed, hair appointments, and things that will give you countless years of orgasms. Pretty sure Nostradamus said that."

“I’m sorry because I know we’re not easy to love and never will be. I’m sorry that we make everything more difficult and our lives will never be simple, but I’m too selfish to wish you never answered that door, Nova, because I love you too. I think I loved you the moment I saw your beautiful face on the screen, trying to help my idiot brother when you had every right to let him get run over on that road.”

“Take it,” she tells me. “I’m yours. Every broken, damaged piece of me. Take it all.”

“Because he doesn’t deserve you, and you should never let a man hold you back from chasing your dreams. Not Noah, not me, and certainly not Brad. Follow your dreams, Aria, and if he’s the one, he’ll follow you.”