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I'm a terrible cook, but I give great blow jobs, so I hope that balances things out!

I'm a terrible cook, but I give great blow jobs, so I hope that balances things out!

"What are the most important rules when dating a woman?" I say
"No means no" Buck says
"And?"
"Score her goal first before I score one for me." At that he bites his lip and fights a grin.

If you cannot give yourself an orgasm, you cannot expect one from someone else. Same sex, opposite sex. I don't care. If you don't know how to get yourself there, you can't ever show someone else how to do it. This is the most important part, always ALWAYS make sure you get yours first, no buts. Men always reach the big O every single damn time. If they can't bother to take care of you they aren't worth your time.

"I really love this dress."
"Down boy, we still have to make it through dinner."

Skye delicately lifts one of the calamari rings with her fork and inspects it for a moment. "Sort of looks like a deep-fried cock ring, doesn't it?"
I'm in the middle of a sip of scotch and I choke on the liquid...Within a few seconds, my lungs are no longer burning. I'm staring directly into Skye's ample cleavage.
"Are you ok?"
"Better than ever," I tell her chest.

Teen boys are more awkward than baby goats and not nearly as cute!