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“Man delights not me -“
You break off as Guildenstern interrupts you.
“Gayyyy,” he says.
“I said man delights NOT me, idiot,” you say. “Nor woman neither, though you seem to think -“
This time you’re interrupted by Rosencrantz.
“Asexualllll,” he says.”

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“Hamlet? He’s an emo teen in his early 30s.”

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“With that height? And that hair? And that face? I mean, he is *hauntingly* beautiful. Truly unforgettable. Be the most useless spy in the history of the world,” she muttered under her breath.
“Sorry, love,” she added at the sight of Theo’s raised eyebrows.
“No, no,” Theo said, raising a conciliatory hand. “He’s been haunting me for years.”

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“I know your father has many flaws, Draco, but the fact that he would do anything to protect me is not one of them.”

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“Couple that with the mind-blowing sex,” Ginny added. “I mean, he just has that vibe, you know?” Harry nodded fervently.”

🤣🤣🤣 Harry

“Of course, I expect you to spend time with your other friends.”
“I’m not!” he said at once. “Well, actually, I guess I am, but that’s incidental. I hardly even like those friends.”

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“You didn’t break Neville, you know. He’s a war hero and apprentice Herbology Professor. I think he’s doing really well.”
“That’s good.”
“Also, he’s like super fucking hot now so that really helps.”
“I mean, smoking hot.”
“That’s marvellous, Granger,” he said dryly.
“Way hotter than you.”

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“She looked down to see that the top four buttons of her blouse were undone. Her pink bra and a good deal of breast were clearly visible.
“Oh!” she yelped, turning away from them to fasten the buttons.
“You could have said something, Draco,” Janelle admonished from behind her, but Hermione could hear the smile in her voice.
“Yes, I absolutely could have,” he replied smoothly.”

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“Her gaze fell on the book.
He lunged, but it zoomed into her outstretched hand before he’d taken two steps.
She opened it to where he’d marked with a bit of parchment, and he gulped as she found the name he knew was plastered all over the page.
When she looked up, her eyes were glittering with unrepentant glee.”

The lunge. The glee. 🤣🤣🤣

“She reached out and took hold of him, stroking firmly a few times. He grunted and stilled her hand with his own, squeezing his eyes shut.
“Not necessary,” he ground out.”

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“Next thing you know you’re at each other’s throats.”
“No, that’s only Hermione,” Shannon said off-handedly.
Granger looked indignant. “It is not only me!”
“No one else has ever crawled over the coffee table,” Thomas pointed out.
Granger huffed and pushed her curls back over her shoulder. “That was one time.”

Me AF 🤣

* Lucius,
Do fuck off.
- Narcissa*

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”This is awful,” she said. “Try to turn Harry Potter over to the Dark Lord one time, and you get death glares for the rest of your life.

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“Mother never cared about the blood purity shite really, that was Lucius’ obsession. She just cares about being a snob. You’re the most famous woman in our world, a war hero, beautiful, intelligent. Perfect for her special little boy.”

“just cares about being a snob” 😂😂😂

“If you make her pain worse, I will remind you that I am the man who defeated Voldemort. If you hurt her, I will end you. And if this is some sick game or ploy to use her to redeem your name, I will torture you and then end you.”

Harry 🤣

“You are as much my daughter as Ginny,” Molly murmurs, her voice soft but unshakably firm. “I have loved you since the first moment we met. I always will.”

AWW MY COLD DEAD HEART 🥹🥺🥺🥹

“You didn’t know. I didn’t tell anyone. You couldn’t have—”
“But I should have seen it,” Molly interrupts, her voice breaking under the weight of her words. “I should have felt it. A mother should know when her child has gone astray. And I didn’t. I failed you.”

OUCH 🥺🥺

“I’m not an invalid. You’re the one who died, remember?”
Draco doesn’t so much as glance at her, scooping up the Prophet with a deliberate nonchalance. “Yes, well… I got better, didn’t I?”

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“Malfoy’s drawling murmur floats over the table. “I’d say that witch’s flabbers are well and truly gasted.”

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Harry’s whispered voice from her behind, barely carrying to her ears over the murmur of the crowd. “Well… that was enough to make me immediately homicidal.”
[…]
Harry snorts, the sound rich with disbelief. “I know we’re supposed to be taking the high road here, or whatnot, but honestly, fuck being the bigger person. I think I’m going to start biting people, like Bucephalus.”

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“Well…” she begins, taking a decided breath. “I need to tell you something.”
Harry, who had resumed his breakfast as he listened, pauses, looking up at her uncertainly. “This sounds serious. Do you want me to put my toast down?”

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“The red-haired witch leans down, gently pressing her lips to Hermione’s brow with something close to reverence.
“Thank you,” she whispers softly into Hermione’s curls, “for protecting them. For keeping them safe when I couldn’t.”

MY FEELINGS ARE SO HURT

Albus: “But what about Auntie Mione?”
Draco: “She’ll be right behind you, mate. I’ll make sure of it.”
Albus: “You’ll keep her safe?”
Draco: “With my life.”

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“It’s going to be okay. Your parents are here. And your granddad, and all your uncles.”
“Uncle Draco?” Albus sniffs hopefully, his eyes shining in the dark.
She laughs softly, drawing him close in a tight hug. “Yes, of course he’s here. Where else would he be?”

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“This is my lot in life, isn’t it? To be constantly underestimated and undervalued by my friends? You can put that on my tombstone – ‘Theo Nott, Jr. Amazingly Competent Wizard and Healer; Unfortunately, Nobody Noticed’.”

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“I’ll come back to you, Granger,” he murmurs, his voice a gravelly whisper that sends shivers down her spine. “I promise. You don’t have to be afraid.”

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"Whatever happens tomorrow," he murmurs, his breath warm against her hair, "I'll come back to you. I always will."

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“His emerald eyes sweep over the scene […] Hermione’s wild, disheveled appearance, and Malfoy—casual, shirtless, and entirely too comfortable—grinning lazily back at him while lying in tangled sheets beside her.”

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It must be so awkward for their friends 🤣🤣 Them just continuing to have these moments, spicy or otherwise, and there’s just a bunch of their friends standing around waiting for a chance to ruin it 🤣🤣🤣

"Because once you start crossing lines, once you start tearing everything down in the name of protection—there’s no going back. You’ll lose yourself."
"Better I lose myself than lose you."

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