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“With that height? And that hair? And that face? I mean, he is *hauntingly* beautiful. Truly unforgettable. Be the most useless spy in the history of the world,” she muttered under her breath.
“Sorry, love,” she added at the sight of Theo’s raised eyebrows.
“No, no,” Theo said, raising a conciliatory hand. “He’s been haunting me for years.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I know your father has many flaws, Draco, but the fact that he would do anything to protect me is not one of them.”

🥹🥹

“Couple that with the mind-blowing sex,” Ginny added. “I mean, he just has that vibe, you know?” Harry nodded fervently.”

🤣🤣🤣 Harry

“You didn’t break Neville, you know. He’s a war hero and apprentice Herbology Professor. I think he’s doing really well.”
“That’s good.”
“Also, he’s like super fucking hot now so that really helps.”
“I mean, smoking hot.”
“That’s marvellous, Granger,” he said dryly.
“Way hotter than you.”

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“She looked down to see that the top four buttons of her blouse were undone. Her pink bra and a good deal of breast were clearly visible.
“Oh!” she yelped, turning away from them to fasten the buttons.
“You could have said something, Draco,” Janelle admonished from behind her, but Hermione could hear the smile in her voice.
“Yes, I absolutely could have,” he replied smoothly.”

🤣🤣🤣

“Her gaze fell on the book.
He lunged, but it zoomed into her outstretched hand before he’d taken two steps.
She opened it to where he’d marked with a bit of parchment, and he gulped as she found the name he knew was plastered all over the page.
When she looked up, her eyes were glittering with unrepentant glee.”

The lunge. The glee. 🤣🤣🤣

“She reached out and took hold of him, stroking firmly a few times. He grunted and stilled her hand with his own, squeezing his eyes shut.
“Not necessary,” he ground out.”

🤣🤣🤣

“Next thing you know you’re at each other’s throats.”
“No, that’s only Hermione,” Shannon said off-handedly.
Granger looked indignant. “It is not only me!”
“No one else has ever crawled over the coffee table,” Thomas pointed out.
Granger huffed and pushed her curls back over her shoulder. “That was one time.”

Me AF 🤣

“Can you imagine this one blending in anywhere?” Janelle pointed an accusing finger at Draco. “With that height? And that hair? And that face? I mean, he is hauntingly beautiful. Truly unforgettable. Be the most useless spy in the history of the world,” she muttered under her breath.
“Sorry, love,” she added at the sight of Theo’s raised eyebrows.
“No, no. He’s been haunting me for years.”

Dead

“It’s me... with *four.*”
[…]
Weasley had already proclaimed his zero, and Draco already knew about Blaise with Pansy and Theo, which meant the only other two were...
The She-Weasel was grinning broadly, and Potter’s hands over his face were doing nothing to cover the flush creeping up his neck.
[…]
“You know how we went to Italy for our honeymoon...”

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