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Seriously. WHEN does Malta die

Now im no authority on racism but this book feels pretty racist to me

What is it with Donna tartt and the longest chapters of all time?? 7 chapters in a 600 page book, why???

If you wanna get alcohol poisoning take a shot everytime the author uses the word "aughts"

When does Malta die

I.....might like this more than the farseer trilogy so far....

When does Kyle die

Oh my god can these people please just talk to each other

I lowkey dont remember who any of these characters are besides vin

Yes I read almost the entire book in a day, it was gorgeous out and I didn't work

But I think loving the book my dark Vanessa is making my experience of this book worse

Man what the helll.....I think i knew on some level that was gonna happen but I was in denial because what the hell.....

I feel great fondness for rocky...feeling very maternal about him...

"No, ill not die - he'd be glad - he does not love me at- he would never miss me"

Oh Catherine you are so relatable to me

Remember that booktok girlie who didn't like a book because there were "too many words on the page"? I understand her now

Yes I'm jumping on the bandwagon, I need to be an informed hater

I have read one chapter and im already obsessed with this

This is so fun and interesting, I'm so glad I randomly found this niche little book at indigo and decided to buy it even though its so outside my normal realm of interests

Disappointed but not even a little bit surprised about how often my hometown has been mentioned in only the first 100 pages

Im sorry, ***huh???????????***

I swear to god if these mfers dont kiss...

The women in this series are so 90's fantasy women

FOOL ❤️❤️❤️

Fool I miss you please come back 💔

Oh Fitz I love you so much... you are so flawed

I adore books with super short chapters, makes me feel like im accomplishing something

Am I supposed to like Louisa and not find her to be the most irritating annoying character of all time

Too much farting talk

The thing about fredrik backman books is that sure they can be heartwarming and maybe move you to tears, but also the thing about his books is that this isn't how real people act. This isn't how humans talk or behave and thats true for like all of the characters in all of his books

No bi/pansexual would laugh it off if their gay/lesbian friend called them a "screaming heterosexual" when said friend has been biphobic in the past