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Why are there SO many characters in this book

Not enough Victor so far, give me more of him now

No one understands how long ive been waiting for this or how important this is to me except for the people who have been waiting for longer than me

Victor vale you are so sexy to me

Thank God, I would have been so annoyed if it hadn't ended with that happening

I cant remember the last time it took me this long to read a book where I wasnt intentionally breaking it up into a handful of pages per day. Why must my crazy life as of late get in the way of my true passion: finally getting back to fitz and the fool?

Obsessed with Cathy

I hate malta significantly less

Did i leave work early with a headache just so I could spend the afternoon binging the rest of this book? No. But was it a massive perk and am I going to spend the rest of the day in bed popping Tylenol while I finish this book? Yes of course

Amber is so persephone from the raven cycle coded and I really wish someone would understand what I mean by that

Etta is the epitome of leave him or leave us out of it

Seriously. WHEN does Malta die

Now im no authority on racism but this book feels pretty racist to me

What is it with Donna tartt and the longest chapters of all time?? 7 chapters in a 600 page book, why???

If you wanna get alcohol poisoning take a shot everytime the author uses the word "aughts"

When does Malta die

I.....might like this more than the farseer trilogy so far....

When does Kyle die

Oh my god can these people please just talk to each other

I lowkey dont remember who any of these characters are besides vin

Yes I read almost the entire book in a day, it was gorgeous out and I didn't work

But I think loving the book my dark Vanessa is making my experience of this book worse

Man what the helll.....I think i knew on some level that was gonna happen but I was in denial because what the hell.....

I feel great fondness for rocky...feeling very maternal about him...

"No, ill not die - he'd be glad - he does not love me at- he would never miss me"

Oh Catherine you are so relatable to me

Remember that booktok girlie who didn't like a book because there were "too many words on the page"? I understand her now

Yes I'm jumping on the bandwagon, I need to be an informed hater

I have read one chapter and im already obsessed with this

This is so fun and interesting, I'm so glad I randomly found this niche little book at indigo and decided to buy it even though its so outside my normal realm of interests